Nympho Waifu++

We have a lot of unpacking to do, because I’m fucking bursting with things to say about this pornographic visual novel. At first glance, it’s a short romp through a standard hentai movie with branching story moments where you can choose your own path. It’s simple, it’s straightforward, and it’s entirely free to play. It’s one of those packaged experiences where what you see is what you get. There are no updates to look forward to. The game came out 100 % complete, and you can download it to your PC or enjoy it in a browser. This is the kind of hard work I can get behind. I want my porn games to be complete, enjoyable experiences. While I don’t have a problem with porn game developers chopping up their progress across several months of development, having to wait for new scenes in a visual novel would be a fucking nightmare. Let’s dig the fuck into Nympho Waifu++.

A Veteran Developer

I’ve reviewed Marble Syrup’s work several times before. These are the kind of upscale porn game developers that we bow before and remain grateful to for all of their hard work. The thing I love about them more than anything is that they cover all of their bases with overall polish before they release a title. Their games are all perfectly pristine. The art is always fap-worthy; the story is either great or good. They’re the kind of development studio that never really disappoints. Plus, if you’ve played one of their games before you know exactly what you’re getting yourself into.

They make visual novels, plain and simple. They like to give you a few choices here and there so that you can drive the story in a direction that works for you, and that gives their games replayability. I’m the kind of lazy asshole who wants to jack off and fuck off, so I appreciate it when porn game stories get to the point really quickly. That’s what you get from Marble Syrup. Yes, there are branching stories, and yes, you read a lot of dialogue, but there’s never any exposition dump. You don’t get pointless descriptions and long drawn out monologues of people’s reflections of the world. You get big titties and the option to fuck them. That’s the exact amount of immersion and player involvement that I’m in the market for.

Refurbished Hentai Tits

I don’t have the entire backstory, so don’t quote me on this, but I have it on good authority that this game is basically an adaptation of a very old manga that had nothing to do with this game. First of all, the entirety of the game uses outdated hentai art styles. It’s all extremely high quality. It’s well-drawn and polished to perfection. Still, it’s bursting with late 90s early 2000s vibes, so I wasn’t surprised when I found out that this is actually an adaptation of some random ass Japanese hentai game. I found it on Amazon listed as “Twin Maternal Instinct”, whatever that means. It says it’ll work fine on Windows 98, so obviously, it’s old as shit.

Either way, it’s super-hot, and the art is serviceable, but the whole thing is in Japanese. From what I can gather, Marble Syrup either ripped this game off completely, or they bought the rights to it. Seeing as how they’re making money on Patreon, the latter is more likely. They took it, chopped it up, wrote a new English story over it, and packaged it as a completely new video game title. The original story for Nympho Waifu++ was apparently written by Ebi-Hime, this legendary chick who’s known for really hot hentai and romance writing. She’s really talented, so it’s no wonder the dialogues in this game are very true to life.

Cashing In, Cashing Out

Then, the game was sort of chopped up and packaged into a marketable product, with a ton of added goodies that no-one asked for. They added cheats, costumes, and random-ass features, which are, of course, only available if you pony up the dough on Patreon. This was probably their idea of turning a profit without being too greedy. I have nothing against them letting you pay extra to add some cosmetics to an already great game.

What does get on my nerves, however, is playing through half of the game, trying to get an exact ending that I saw on PornHub and finding out that this section of the game is locked off unless I’m a member of the $5 a month pledges on Patreon. That’s shady shit. I had no idea that this would happen. I literally had to play to get to that point to get booted away. The game literally didn’t let me choose that branching path option. I was livid.

Other than this arguably small issue I had with the Patreon, the game was otherwise perfect for what it offers. I had a great time jacking off to several of the sex scenes, and I recommend that you do too. It’s a very easy game to run. Hell, a toaster could run this game, it’s that simple. If the original ran on Windows 98, how hefty could this one really be?

A Wildly Experimental Story

So get this. The story to this game is that you are an average nobody in what I’m guessing is a downtown Japanese city. You have a boring desk job that just about pays the bills, and you happen to have a ridiculously hot wife with gigantic tits who insists on banging the ever-loving shit out of you, every single day, without you having to lift a finger. This chick will straight up bounce on your dick and do all the work. All you have to do is take your pants off. Plus, she’s generally really likable. She has a great personality in the form of the hottest tits and the roundest ass I’ve seen in a while.

Here’s where the story moves into Twilight Zone territory. Your main character’s biggest problem in life seems to be that he doesn’t want to have sex with his wife. I know, I was confused as fuck when I first saw this too. No, he’s not gay, and he’s not having erection problems either. The fucker’s just bored. Now, I can kind of empathize, since fucking one chick for more than a week can be enough to drive anyone crazy, but I mean, this woman’s hot as hell. You might as well bang her and add some honey to your tea over the weekends, if you know what I mean. You can go on an extended business trip to Vegas, if you know what I mean. You can order a couple of escorts and get your dick sucked, if you know what I mean.

But alas, this poor fucker’s bored. He wants more out of his sex life, and he’s not ashamed of letting his wife know.

Spicing Things Up

Being a good caring wife, what’s-her-face agrees to work with you on your sex life in ways that are pretty much up to you. The simplest solution would be that you guys start having wild exhibitionist sex wherever you can, which culminates in her coming over to your office and letting you bend her over right then and there. You, of course, get caught and fired. This promptly ends the game. I like to think of this as the bad ending, even though you get a lot of hot action out of it.

Then, there’s the other obvious option, which is to just cheat on your wife with your hot coworker. I found this route to be a bit hotter. The smut scenes were on point, and this is where I rubbed one-off for the second time. Your coworker is hot as shit; there’s no way around it.

But, the magnum opus of this game has to be the threesome ending, which is as fucked up as it is exciting to jack off to.

Blurred Lines

As much as I like to joke around about chicks meaning yes when they say no, I don’t actually continue flirting with them when they tell me to fuck off. I fuck off, then they realize how much they miss me, and they come back begging. No means no, you dig? And while I have bought many girls, many drinks, I’ve never bought a single girl more than two drinks per evening before taking her back to my place. If she can’t walk in a straight line, she’s too drunk to ride this ride.

Well, disregarding this basic principle entirely, you and your wife can choose to get your coworker fucked up out of her mind and have a threesome together, even though it’s clear she’s wasted out of this dimension. It was hot, I jacked off, I’ll admit, but for the love of smut, don’t try to do this in real life.