Strategy Porn Games & Strategy Sex Games

I want to play free strategy porn games where my decision skills will conquer the pussy on the battlefield!

A hundred years ago, I bet you would have challenged a motherfucker to a game of chess over some black and white photos of a broad’s ankle. We’ve come a long way since then. Not only is our porn way filthier, depraved, and explicit, but our fake fighting games have become way more advanced than moving little horsies, castles, and dildos around a grid. Nowadays, we move virtual whores, tanks, fighting robots, and dildos around an elaborate computerized grid full of enemies and girls to fuck.

Yes, genius, these strategy porn games, and sexy tactical sims will challenge your brain and reward your balls. Fight your way through well-armed armies on your way to hentai pussy and CGI cutscenes of group sex and lesbian scissoring in a sci-fi setting. Make the right choices at the right times or get blown to smithereens or see your harems raped by the baddies. You’re a military commander, a war hero, and a goddamn pornstar. Now act the part!

What kind of strategy porn gameplay can I expect?

These porn games play a hell of a lot like your favorite big-name strategy games on your PCs and consoles. I’m talking about sexed-up versions of XCOM and pornographic variations on StarCraft. You’ll find games that seem designed by the same minds behind classic series like Civilization and Total War, only with way more full-frontal nudity on the battlefield and explicit H-scenes in between the fights. Build empires, fight hordes, fuck whores.

There are real-time porn strategy games that will have you thinking on your feet, deploying powerful harems of fighter chicks and brothels of wizard whores in a non-stop battle to the death, or at least to the fully animated pornographic interlude. Ever wonder what Warcraft would be like with more squirting? Wonder no more.

Or maybe you like the cerebral process and long battles of turn-based XXX strategy games. You are covered below, my dudes. I’ve got games on here that will make you curse Sid Meier’s name for never including threesomes in his epics. Plot your strategy and use the right tactics, taking your sweet-ass time when it’s your turn, so you don’t fuck things up. This ain’t just life and death on the line—do you want to get laid tonight or what?

What are the best strategy porn games in 2021?

These games may have similar styles as far as putting you on a board and making you fight/fuck, but they’ve all got different styles when it comes to art, graphics, storylines, and how the girls like to get down with the dudes who swoop in to save their lives. I recommend playing them all to see which you love best, but I know most of you don’t have the time or the Viagra supply to do that. That’s why I’ve written up these reviews, natch, so dig in if you want some questions answered before you get all lubed up.

If you’re more into the building elements of strategy games than the killing and burning elements, you may want to consider something like HunieCam Studio. As you might have guessed, that’s about building a sleazy cam girl operation. XXXivilization is really well done, too, and it’s web-based so you can jump in right now.

Most of these games have both fighting and fucking. Tentacles Thrive is another web-based tactical game you can get into immediately and is as kinky as it sounds. It’s got fantasy themes and RPG elements, which are both really common in these games. The same goes for Koihime Musou, Tactics Elemental, Portals of Phereon, and PaPaPub.

Nutaku has a bunch of good ones with high-quality hentai art and animation. Some of my favorites include Armor Blitz, Otogi Frontier, and Merge Nymphs. Also, Cosmic Shock League is one of the better strategy porn games for mobile.

If you’re looking for something really different in the world of strategy games with really perverted themes, check out Mysteria Lane. This one’s about training your wife, step-daughter, and basically every other woman in your life. It’s got voyeurism, sexy girl scouts and sexual slavery, plus gameplay that will appeal to that big, strategic brain of yours, not to mention your cock.

PornDude, what's your favorite strategy porn game?

Angry Bangers is pretty fucking killer if you want a turn-based porn strategy game. I’ve actually been slacking on my reviews so I can keep doing slutty gangster shit. It’s got that classic XCOM style to the fights and a GTA vibe to the storyline. You control groups of big-titted gangsters who fight other big-titted gangsters, rob banks, and just get into some general bad-ass shit. It’s ridiculous, over-the-top, and sexy, with really beautifully done CGI sex. You get a taste of that with some professionally rendered, sperm-drenched group sex in the beginning, and that’s before the gameplay even hooks you.

Crystal Maidens would be my choice if you’re looking for a good real-time strategy game with lots of uncensored hentai scenes. It’s on Nutaku, so it comes with that high level of quality you expect. The gameplay has a really nice learning and difficulty curve, and you weeaboos are going to cum your pants at the animated H-scenes.

PornDude, what's the best "strategy" to get into a girl's pants in real life?

Have you tried telling them how good you are at these porno strategy games? Nothing makes a girl wetter than a dude who can utterly dominate the battlefield in a sexy dystopia or erotic version of Middle Earth. Women find the ability to strategize sexy because they know they’ll be safe in the case of invasion by tentacle monsters or big-breasted demons bent on turning everyone into BDSM sex slaves.

PornDude, I can't think! How do you master these games, when all your blood is flowing to your dick?

Practice, dude, and honestly, playing these porno strategy games will make you a hell of a lot better at the clean ones. It’s kind of like training for the Olympics in the mountains where there’s less oxygen, so at normal altitude, it’s like getting a boost. Imagine how good you’ll be at Civ IV when you can use both hands, you ain’t distracted by the on-screen hentai, and your throbbing boner ain’t diverting your brain’s precious bloody supply.

Make sure to bookmark this page, boys and girls, because new X-rated strategy games come out all the time. Who loves you enough to playtest every one of them to see which ones are worth your time and your masturbatory energy? If you guessed The Porn Dude and Best Porn Games, you win the prize: the free pornographic strategy games below!