Insexsity

Insexity, aka insexcity! Hey Loser! Great job making it all the way to a review of a porn game that you've recently found out about and can't wait to try, Insexsity! First of all, Insexsity is a porn game where you play as a female protagonist, Kate. You see, Kate is dreaming of having her apartment in a big city! In your adventure to help her achieve her dream, Kate is met with lots of encounters that will change her. You'll have the choice of what to do or not to do.

Okay, now that I finished the basic description, this game takes a fucking lot of patience and requires us mongrels to use more than two brain cells. Thank the almighty heavens that the Insexsity team's Patreon page has a detailed walkthrough, though, to aid all of us fuckwits on how to achieve certain things in the game. Without this walkthrough, no average cunt would actually try and play this game.

Like many adult games, Insexsity is a simulator that has a dating sim-esque vibe to the way dialogues between characters are displayed. You walk up to people; you interact with them, you click a bunch of shit, then a bunch of shit happens. Doesn't sound too complicated, right? Wrong! The developers somehow thought of a way to make this more complicated than it is. With that being said, try to enjoy the game!

Walkthrough

First things first, why the fuck does this game feel like it’s made for the horny bastards whose IQ is above 130? It's a complex adult game that many seem to have struggled with, and the developers haven't done a thing to change that, but I digress. At least, they were kind enough to provide us with an in-depth guide on how to play the game and everything you can find in it.

The walkthrough they made isn't your typical playthrough, where you can just watch a video on Youtube and try to follow along, so you know exactly what to do instead of confusing the fuck out of yourself. It's a dull, monotonous informative text where it makes a somewhat simple-looking game, look difficult and complicated. I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound very exciting and inviting as a porn game now does it?

The Gameplay

Insexsity looks like your run-of-the-mill mobile game that some horny college student programmed - based on the screenshots that the game has. You can't complain, though, you were looking for a porn game, right? The storyline of the game is quite good if you get past the fact that it is quite complicated, but enough about that, let's get down to the actual details of the game.

As soon as you open the game, you're greeted with an opening screen mixed character customization. You have the choice of choosing the protagonist's skin tone and bust size, but who really gives a fuck about that, right? You want to get to the nitty-gritty of the game as soon as you can! It's simple enough so that all of your two brain cells can comprehend it, just click new game and voila! You can start your adventure.

In case your peanut-sized brain forgot, you play as the female protagonist Kate. You wake up one morning in your room. The instructions will be promptly explained to you with a pretty little diagram so that your kiddy self will understand it. You can walk around to interact with whatever you can, but we both know that's not why you're here. You'll come across a newsletter, talking about owning an apartment for $272727 - stupidly expensive.

That's your goal. Earn $272727 from working as a proper masseuse, or you can dirty your hands, face, and everything else from giving extra service in the parlor. It’s cumshots and squirting galore! I won't forget to mention that you can get $100 every time you use the glory hole in the bar. However! Yes, however, you need to reach a certain level of Lewdness, you can level it up by clicking the pause button on the top right of the game window.

Leveling up your Lewdness opens Kate up to more, well, Lewdness. You need to do this because Kate seems to be of the innocent kind when you first get into the game, and for your dick whacking pleasure, you can keep leveling this out until you're satisfied. Don't forget to level up your Charisma, Luck, and essential stat points. You'll need Charisma to charm the people you'll come across, and Luck just brings more customers to your parlor.

Your job as a masseuse gets repetitive. Your energy drains too quickly, and you don't earn that much. When it gets to the point where you'll get bored as hell just day-in and day-out working as a masseuse, you'll get the great option of going to a Gloryhole in the club's toilet and earn probably more doing that than what you'd get in your day job. So go ahead, knock yourself up…. I mean, out.

Oh, and you can fuck both men and women as you progress through the game. So you can bet your sorry, pathetic ass that they can fill out many of Pornhub's categories in this game. You'll have the choice of fornicating with over 15 characters in this game. You can come back to this whenever you feel like it, to get a step closer to that conclusion, but we're probably not going to commit to following through, much like with everything in our pitiful lives.

Try your very fucking best when following that walkthrough and by trying not to get bored. The game is quite tricky, and it'll take a while before you can get your pitiful wiener satisfied. At least you can live day-to-day life as a woman, to finally fulfill your messed up fantasy of being the opposite sex, am I right? Insexsity would be a great porn game if it didn't take too much from you to complete since most of us losers can't last that long.

Length

If I haven't yet said anything about the game being long, read this word-for-word. It. is. Really. Fucking... Long. With the many characters that Insexsity has, you'll need to do a lot just to complete their questline. Each character's storyline intertwines with a different character, so you'll have to do extra just to come back to the one you wanted to complete. Isn't it too much for your cabbage brain to process?

Although it's accessible to the public, Insexsity is still under development, so you can be sure as hell that the storyline will grow much longer than what you'd want. You can support this development through the Insexsity team's Patreon, and for 10 dollars, you'll get access to additional dialogue (as if the game wasn't already long enough, huh?). Be generous. The team may hear your complaints and opinions.

Suggestions for Improvement

Insexsity is quite complicated, so I would suggest just dumbing it down a little for the masses, so we pea-brained apes can comprehend a little easier. Also, the soundtrack choice could be a bit better. They sound like they belong in a cheap and old racing game. Once again, the fucking length of the game is way too fucking long, maybe offer the game in 2 parts or just shorten the ever-living hell out of it.

Overall Opinion

Congrats! You made it to the end. It's a little better and way faster than Insexsity's playtime! I find the game quite boring and time-consuming. If you're not dedicated to reaching the end-game, then I don't recommend it. Also, the game text is boring as shit, so I can't bring myself to enjoy the flavor texts that the game offers. Also, you need to pay a dollar monthly just to see the uncensored version. I'm not going to invest in a subpar game like this.