The Curse Of Pleasure

It seems like lately, all I ever run into are RPG porn games. I don’t know what makes them so popular. Maybe there’s a high demand for games that immerse you into the experience of living in a world of smut. Or, maybe it has something to do with the fact that these games are so ridiculously easy to code that a monkey could do it. No shade; it’s not like I have a problem with them. I’m just kind of surprised to see that the porn game industry is kind of perpetually stuck using late 90s game engines that have been tweaked for high resolutions.

Games like these are kind of under certain limitations, as they’re using outdated software, but these limitations are used as a sort of guiding light. What I mean is, when you have to work within a schema, it’s harder to fuck up your game. This game is very proudly made in RPG Maker, so you know exactly what you’re going to get before you even fire it up. There are going to be cute, chibi-styled characters representing everything on an over-world map. Once you interact with something, you’ll also get visual-novel styled conversations with high-quality sprites. That’s it, that’s the standard formula.

What’s New?

Curse of Pleasure brings some innovation to the standard RPG Maker bells and whistles with a few modifications that help this game stand out. Coincidentally, these modifications make my dick stand out too. I appreciate the thought. Basically, you see the playable bitch on screen a good 90% of the time, and that helps keep your excitement because the gods themselves seemingly forged her tits.

Whenever you interact with anyone, you get that visual novel breakdown I mentioned, during which you get to stare at this bitch’s tits through a very thin layer of white cloth, which I guess is supposed to be a t-shirt. It looks more like a see-through towel to me, but I’m not complaining. Hell, it’s my favorite part of the game. I think they’re some sort of E-cups or something, because they’re bigger than the largest pair I’ve seen in real life. Plus, they’re always on alert. Her nipples are ready to cut through glass, at all times. I fucking love this.

Fap-Worthy Combat

I’m a bit embarrassed to admit this, but I found the combat to this game hotter than I thought I would. I mean, it had me hard throughout an hour of gameplay, and it was all thanks to a teeny-tiny modification that the developer has made to the overall assets. Normally, in RPG Maker, you only see your enemies in front of you as 2D sprites that toss attacks at you.

Your swings are represented by slashes of white light or magical bursts of energy. In this game, you fight demonic dogs and bees, for the most part, so you can only imagine how much of a boner-killer it would be if you had to stare at bees and mutts the entire time. Well, the developer managed to mod the actual playable chick onto the screen throughout the combat. And, she’s very animated. With every single swing, 40% of your screen is covered in bouncing titties. If she gets struck, you sneak a peek up her skirt. And if God forbid, she dies, you get to see her tits on full display, for shits and giggles. If it wasn’t for this bitch’s amazing pair of tits, this game would be a hard pass for me. This way, it’s more of a seven out of 10.

The Story’s Pretty Fun

From the start, the story of this game is presented as a sort of mystery. You’re supposed to navigate a demon-infested world of otherwise friendly humans and figure out what the fuck is going on. There’s some sort of lust epidemic that’s set in, wink wink, and you need to get to the bottom of it. At the same time, you have to figure out how this affects your character and why. It’s the same dumb-shit set up you’ve seen time and time again in similar porn RPGs. Your main character is an absolute cock hungry whore, but she doesn’t know it yet. Hell, she’s probably a virgin. She notes that she’s never orgasmed before, so there’s that.

Throughout your exploration of the game’s world, you uncover bits and pieces of the mystery and consort with some shady dudes and dangerous demons. Along the way, the inhabitants of this world find plenty of opportunity to fiddle with your character’s breasts. She strikes me as a bit of a doofus, if I’m being honest. I mean, I have nothing against her wanting to get her tits rubbed. Hell, I’d rub them myself, cock-first. But, she acts as if she has no idea what is happening or why until she eventually busts a nut from the pleasure she’s in.

Breast Squeezing Culture

And this doesn’t happen once, oh no. More or less, every single dude you talk to in this game figures out a way to fondle your character’s tits, in what is basically the same animation played over and over again. For example, there’s a point in the game where you want to get armor from a merchant, so that you take less damage during combat. Sound sensible. So, you talk to the guy, and he says that he’ll need to examine your body, for payment. Ok, sure, why not? So, he rubs your breasts and nipples, quickly and firmly for a few seconds, then says he doesn’t actually have any female armor to sell you. What a ripoff.

Later in the game, you visit a doctor to confer about your lust and the general effects of the curse of pleasure that seems to be going around. You want to make sure that nothing’s the matter with you, so you consult a physician. That makes sense. He proceeds to fondle your chest for a little bit, after which he pulls down your shirt and rubs your nipples so hard and so fast, you’d think he’d rub them clean off. Then, your character orgasms and notes that this is the first time she’s felt this way, ever. I kind of wish my doctor’s appointments went something like this, except, you know, the doc would be a chick, and I’d be the one doing the rubbing.

A Very Soothing World

For a game that’s all about fighting demons and exploring your main character’s sexuality, this is an oddly wholesome world. It’s green throughout, the houses that people live in are spacious and nicely decorated, and everyone’s in a generally perky mood. You’d think this entire game takes place in some sort of countryside hamlet over a slow weekend. In a non-pornographic video game, I’d complain that this might be killing the general vibes of the story. In a porn game, however, I like it when everything’s relaxing. I am here to have fun, after all. I don’t necessarily need to be taken on a mystical journey, as long as I get to see some titties.

One thing I don’t really understand about the world in this Patreon funded porn game is how there are so many kids around. Don’t get me wrong, the kids are kept far away from the sexual stuff, much like in the real world. Before anyone does anything sexual, they ask the kids to please leave the room. It’s sensible, respectful, and not at all offensive. But, I thought that the simple portrayal of kids in a porn game was an absolute no-no. Maybe they’re just young-looking adults; I’m not sure. Either way, I thought it was worth mentioning.

Great Graphics

I mentioned that the main chick’s tits are to die for, and the same goes for the rest of her body. Every single shot from every single angle of this woman’s perfect curvaceous body is cum-inducing. I would walk a mile barefoot through broken glass for a chance to bend this bitch over, and a lot of the characters in the game echo my feelings.

As for the over-world, which is drawn in that cute chibi anime style I mentioned, it might not be hot, but it’s certainly not disappointing. Everything is vibrant and fun to look at. None of the assets seem out of place or tacked on. I don’t know if they used any free RPG Maker assets for this game, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they did, but either way, the art direction is on point. Every part of this game looks perfect.

I can’t wait to see what this game will look like when it’s officially released as a 1.0, but so far, as a free demo, it’s stuffed with fun adult situations that will most certainly get you rock hard if you appreciate hot drawn bitches.