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I’m not usually a big fan of hentai inspired games. Mostly, I just wanna get hentai off my mind because it’s so goddamn inescapable these days. It seems like every single porn game that comes out draws some inspiration from hentai. Whether it’s the way they draw the tits or the weird-ass childlike screams of the supposedly legal-aged girls, this shit just drives me up a wall. With that said, if a video game developer really wants me to enjoy a hentai production, they have to bend over backward on the quality, and that’s exactly what School of Lust does best.
Single Player Smut Games Are Best
We have developer Boner Games to thank for this absolute masterpiece of single-player porn gameplay. You know, I play a lot of online smut games, but it’s the single-player experiences that get me the most riled up. I don’t like the idea of playing with other people or next to other people or generally in any area that happens to have dicks. Don’t get me wrong, I can be around dicks, but I’d rather they be flaccid.
When I’m playing a single-player porn game, I don’t have to worry about other people’s dicks. I crank up some Marvin Gaye, pour myself some wine and jack off for like three hours, because some of these games are fucking long. School of Lust is among the longer ones. It is a proper RPG title, with that standard old school RPG Maker vibe that usually makes me nauseous to look at. This time, though, I give it a pass, because you only have to stare at the god awful RPG Maker portion of the game when you’re walking around.
Now, just to be clear, I’m not ragging on the excellent work that Boner Games did on the textures of this game. I am ragging on the entirety of the RPG Maker formula that makes games look like original NES rejects. It is a shitty game engine, and I can’t wait for it to die. However, this game makes the most of it, because they cram in as many titties as they possibly can into this game. Whether you’re having a short conversation with a long-legged vixen, or a long erection up a short-haired girl’s vagina, you get to see it all on screen. But we’ll talk about the art styles in a bit more detail later. For now, let’s dive into the role-playing, also known as the boring part.
This game’s story is somewhere between awesome and perfect, because it’s not very original, but it’s a damn good turn on. You play as an 18-year-old genius boy who has been whisked away magically to some university that normally only hosts girls. Now, they never explain why every single girl at this school has gigantic breasts and a very horny personality, but who cares, am I right? The point is, this is a magical world with a ton of mystery, and it’s up to you to figure it out.
They do that thing where the combat has little to nothing at all to do with the sex, and to me, it kind of feels like a delay. I know some people really like this because they don’t feel like they’re being dicked around by fake interactions. This game is a proper dungeon crawler, so if you want to play an actual RPG with proper mechanics and meta game and all that other nerd shit, they’ve got all the goodies that come with that.
Personally, I’d rather have a skip button, so I could jump through the story without having to fight monsters and shit, but that’s why this is one of my favorite games and not my number one. The developers have said that this game was inspired by Binding of Isaac, Zelda, and the Persona series. I’m guessing they mean the earlier installments of Zelda and Persona, because this game looks nothing like a recent triple-A title. It really does have strong NES vibes to it.
A 50/50 Split
I mentioned that you always get to see what’s happening to your character, on-screen. This is not a text game, even though it’s drowning in dialogue. Whether you’re in the overworld, walking around looking for monsters or you’re balls deep inside some virgin’s asshole, you get a proper hentai style art rendition of the action on screen. I like this approach to the art because it means that 100% of the artists’ time goes towards drawing more titties. They’re not wasting time on the backdrops or whatever.
Now, I’m not saying that I wouldn’t have preferred that the entire game be made in the hentai style, with no RPG maker overworld map crap, but I’ll take what I can get. I mean, it’s a free game that’s sponsored on Patreon, I can’t exactly expect on the fly rendered 3D titties.
Plus, the best part of any porn game is where they go from teasing you to rewarding you, and this game does that perfectly. As a single-player game, it doesn’t have any room for freemium bullshit, so you can’t really pay for anything, even if you wanted to. You have to enjoy this game for free. There’s no quick shortcut to the action. This is great because when you do unlock a sex scene, you know that you earned it. It’s not just put there to edge you on to the next transaction — your actions matter.
Loads of Cum and Quality
You’re going to be busting many nuts to School of Lust, mainly because this game is fucking huge. It’s also a relatively open world. It lets you go wherever you want, and it has certain dating sim elements that mean that you decide who to romance and when. The more time you spend with a girl, the more she likes you. And, unlike in online Flash games, these girls have personality. They’ve got tons of dialogue that really matters, and your choices make a big difference.
You have to go out of your way to get to know them and romance them properly; otherwise, you might as well not play the game. So, if you’re in the market for a virtual girlfriend, this is the kind of game for you. Plus, there’s the added bonus of it being one continuous RPG in which you save your game so that you can continue later. I guess you could get through it in one go, but I tried jacking my way through this entire game, and I failed. Now, if I, a sexual Olympian, couldn’t make it through the whole game in a single sitting, I doubt you’ll have better luck. But if you think you can pull it off, go ahead, I dare you. This game is made for multiple playthroughs. It’s the kind of shit you look forward to diving headfirst into at the end of a long and shitty day.
Technical Mumbo Jumbo
School of Lust can be played on your PC, whether it’s running Windows or Linux. They say that you have to run some sort of Wine emulation to play it on Linux, but their downloads feature a file that’s sort of prepared for that, so I’m guessing it doesn’t require a lot of setting up. I wouldn’t touch a Linux distro if you paid me, so I have no idea how easy it is to set up. Still, there’s no chance of it lagging regardless of where you decide to play it. That’s the most important part.
The game’s also available on Android and MacOS, so it’s safe to say you have at least one device in your home that you can play this game on, unless your entire household consists of nothing but iPhones.
I recommend this game to all perverts who like old school Japanese RPG games, but have run out of shit to play. Also, if you’re lonely as fuck and can’t find a date to save your life, then this is the game for you. You can pretend to have 10 girlfriends at once instead of struggling to bang one in real life. It’s a valid trade-off. Personally, I prefer virtual girls some days when real women yell me up a shitstorm.
As a Patreon funded free to play game, this game’s pretty much not going anywhere. Plus, you’re constantly getting free updates that you don’t have to work for, so if you fall in love with the game and run out of shit to do, you just wait a month and get another update. You don’t get that kind of love and care from triple-A studios, that’s for sure. Only the indie porn game developers know how to appreciate a boner to the fullest.
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- Amazing Story
- Tons of Titties
- Hours of Fun
- It’s Free