Swords, shields, castles, large armies, and massive castles, those are the things that would sum up the medieval age. However, I'm not going to fucking give you a history lesson on those things as we're here for a different fucking reason. So untuck your dicks and wipe the cum off your pathetic excuse for a vagina as I'm about to drop some major knowledge about a fantastic game that you've probably never heard of before.
What's up, you crazy sons of bitches, it's your motherfucking boy, back at it again with an erotically bitchy review. This time, we're going to review the next best thing to leaked nude images of celebrities, which is a fucking pornographic game. On top of that, it's set back in the medieval times where you get to fight with shields and swords, of course, you get to fuck hot babes. So without further ado, let's get on with this fucking review.
The Game's Backstory
As the second child of an old and poor farmer, you have little to no chance of inheriting all of your family's land and business, which is the family farm. Because of those circumstances, you decided to pack your things and leave everything behind as you head out to unknown places in search of fortune and fame. However, it didn't take long as you stumbled upon a place called Weirdwood.
Weirdwood being the largest city in the...Wait, is "city" the right word? But that word hasn't been invented yet back then. Wait, let me rephrase that. Weirdwood is one of the largest… gathering of houses (fucking nailed it) that you've ever seen. Therefore, you decided that this would be the perfect place to start your new life. However, not everything turns out to be sunshine and rainbows.
The Graphics and Sound Quality of Peasant's Quest
I can't even begin to express how fucking grateful I am to the developers. Why? Because they fucking nailed the game's graphic quality. To put it into comparison, have you ever played Skyrim? Or ever watched some gameplay footage on youtube? The graphics of that game, and this is almost fucking similar! And yes, that's a fucking good thing. Not to mention that this game has really high-quality renders, and the creator of the game is still improving.
If the graphics don't even get you convinced on playing Peasant's Quest, then you should back and relax as there's more to this game than that. Let's start with the fucking animations; as I've mentioned before; the creator already made high quality renders, and he's still improving each day, so you should expect even better quality in the near future. Not to mention that the animations of the sex scenes are fucking brilliant.
The Amount of Porn That This Game Has
Well, to keep it short and simple, the amount of porn that this game offers is a whole fucking lot! Literally, a massive amount of porn content! Peasant's Quest has multiple unique storylines; therefore, you should expect a lot from it as people would find the things that they would love on some of the storylines. However, one thing that bothered me is the pregnancy system, I mean, why the fuck would they put it in the first place? I came here to fuck and be done with it, not start a fucking family.
The Game's Combat System
Believe it or not, the game actually has one, after all, it's still a game based on medieval times. Since it's also a role-playing game, the game actually exhibits a pretty decent turn-based combat system. However, you're going to be playing it blindly as the game requires you to grind to gain some items and experience to increase your level (by not cheating, of course).
Moreover, doing some quests is not that challenging to do as long as you follow the game's dialogue, but there are walkthroughs available for download whenever you get stuck. And if ever you got stuck, I can only assume that you're a fucking idiot. Anyway, the only downside is your energy bar; it would fucking drain as you play along, and you have to wait for it to replenish to grind again. What the fuck, bro?
What I Like About Peasant's Quest
Oh… My… Fucking... Banana. This game is wonderful. Even so, I would happily put it along with my top list of games in this specific category, which is a role-playing game. As I've spent countless hours playing this game, and by the time I finished it, I realized that I just wasted a whole fucking day. No, it's not a bad thing because it just proves that you don't get bored with this, unlike the other RPG porn games that I wouldn't bother mentioning.
Before we move on, let me ask you this first, when you think about a story that's set in the medieval times, what's the first thing that comes into your mind? Knights in shining armors fighting people with shields and swords, right? Well, this game exhibits that kind of vibe, and guess what? It has a fighting system, and it's fucking wonderful. However, the gameplay requires you to grind for some experience and items, but that just adds to the reason as to why I got addicted to it in the first place. Not to mention that the adventure is a wonderful experience.
My Recommendations To Improve The Game
Holy fuck, here we fucking go again. You know, I've always wondered why I have to discuss to the readers on what elements that need improvement. I mean, if the developers are paying close attention to even the minor details, we wouldn't even have problems. I would only assume that there are motherfuckers out there who don't care about the content they're creating, as long as they get paid. However, that's why I'm here.
To begin with, let's talk about the main character of the game. I've wasted countless hours into this game, and in the end, I've noticed that the main character DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING PURPOSE, well, visibly, I mean. Why the fuck did they even put him there? To have a first-person point of view on things? Fucking change that, give the main character some life, it's like he's only thinking with his dick.
Let's talk about the girls, shall we? The motherfucking bitches in this game. All I can say is that most of them are fucking weird. I mean, I have fetishes, and I would happily welcome new and exciting ones, but really? Most of the girls have a fucking fetish on fucking animals. In the end, you're still going to fuck them, but you have to wait for your turn as the girls would most probably fuck a horse first before they even think of fucking you.
Wait, did I say something about liking the grinding system? Well… I did like it, but I also fucking hate it, it's like a love-hate relationship when talking about this element in the game. Why? It's a fucking porn game, for Pete's sake. Who the fuck would waste countless hours in grinding when the game clearly doesn't have something called the "end game content," it's like the part of the game where you can still do a lot of things after you've finished it.
Peasant's Quest is a game set back in the medieval times, and the developers perfectly applied that setting to the game. It would almost seem like you just went back in time, to fuck around in that era and have sex with multiple women. Anyway, the storyline of the game is quite amazing, I mean, let me ask you this? What comes first in your mind when talking about medieval time, sword fights, right? The game also has a fighting system, and it's fucking good.
Overall, I can honestly say the Peasant's Quest will be on the list of my top favorite games in the RPG category. There are so many things that you can do within the game as Peasant's Quest is filled with a lot of gameplay content. Not to mention that you can find a lot of hot sexy babes all over the map, and you might even get the chance to fuck all of them. However, I ended up having weirdly mixed feelings about this game, I hate it, and I loved it as it sometimes turns me on or not.
PornGames likes Peasant's Quest
- The storyline is quite good
- there's a fighting system
- and it's good
- Level grinding
- Each girl has its own unique characteristics
- Expect to have a good adventure here
PornGames hates Peasant's Quest
- The level grinding somehow sucks
- The main character seems to lack purpose
- Some girls are fucking annoying
- Some girls are not challenging to get under their dress
- Why the fuck is there a marriage system?