Glamour is a Free-to-Play 3D Porn Game With Loads of Hot Content. I know you cucks need a break from thinking about your pathetic sex lives. Can I really call it your sex life if you’ve never even seen a pussy in real life? Whatever. It doesn’t matter. You fucks aren’t getting pussy. That’s the point of this.
But what if you could escape into a sexy game and stop being an incel for a few hours? Yeah, I’ve got your fucking attention now. It’s time to hop into a game that makes you feel like an alpha. A game that surrounds you with hot babes who can’t help but get wet at the thought of getting pounded by you all night.
Glamour is that game. Well, it doesn’t start off as that game, but you’ll see what the fuck I mean. What you need to know is that this game is pretty fucking new. It launched one of its first beta versions in January of 2021. It is still being developed by Dark Silver. He has made a few other pretty successful 3D porn games like this one, so take a peek at his other shit if you like this one. The game is currently in version 0.22 and can be downloaded for free over at his Patreon page Patreon.com/sandlustgames.
High-Quality 3D Models of Hot Babes
The first thing you’ll probably notice about Glamour is the fucking art. I feel like most 3D games end up with characters that look like sex dolls that have been kept in a closet and uncleaned for a little too long. But Glamour’s characters look lifelike and hot as fuck. It’s got to be the lighting or something that makes these babes so sexy. Also, these sluts actually look like real babes. I love big tits and juicy asses as much as the next guy, but holy fuck do some 3D games go way overboard.
This game starts you off with a pretty big choice. Do you want to play as a dude or a chick? Now, this decision usually doesn’t mean jack shit in other games. That isn’t the case here. Your decision here gives you two whole separate experiences. If you play as a dude, you get to live in a house full of sexy dime pieces while you try to get through college. If you choose to play as a babe, then you have to work your way through school while managing your relationships with your family and friends.
Two Different Storylines to Choose From
I went with the dude route because I wanted to fuck some kinky babes. I know some of you cucks dream of being one of those kinky babes. I’ve seen enough of the “you are the girl below” threads on 4chan to prove it. So, by all means, go ahead and cuck yourself in that other game mode. I’ll be giving you the rundown on what the playthrough as Max is like. Though both stories have similar mechanics. It’s not like they are completely different games.
You are living with a bunch of hot college babes in this multi-million dollar fucking mansion of a house. Seriously, what is it with every 3D porn game making you play as some broke ass cuck who somehow lives in a mansion? That shit is more unrealistic than the bodies on these sluts. Just once, I’d like to see you living in a realistic studio apartment eating ramen out of an unwashed bowl.
But here you are. You’re a high-school dropout who is trying to get into college before you are drafted into the army. I’d think you’d need a GED first but whatever. I don’t get why the person who wrote this game kept using the term “drafted” either. This isn’t some dystopian future where a government is drafting young dudes again. I think they meant “enlisting.” Fucking weird.
Writing isn’t Very Immersive, and Sex Scenes Take a Long Time to Unlock
The game is full of odd writing. It’s as though this shit were Google translated. And there is so much dialog and writing just full of errors and misused words. They should have left the writing up to someone, you know, half-decent at it. So much of it felt janky and stilted. But this isn’t a text-adventure game, even though the game has enough writing for it to be one.
This game is pretty grindy. You need to earn cash, which is so painfully slow at first. You only get 20 bucks a day as an “allowance” from one of the girls in the house. But most things like college training courses cost 100 dollars per lesson.
And your goal is to study up and get smart enough to get your way into college. Then you’ll need to spend dosh on items that let you get closer to hot sex scenes, but it takes fucking forever to get anywhere in the game. As you study and get further into the game, you’ll earn more respect around the house. Who knew that you actually needed to be smart and have money to get a bitch to spread her legs. Some of you should give that a shot.
You have to do very specific things to get glimpses of these bitches getting undressed, bathing, or fucking themselves. Once you play through for a bit and start romancing all of these babes, you’ll eventually become the alpha of the house. They’ll be lining up at your damn door for the opportunity to choke on your dick. And the sex scenes are pretty good. They aren’t fully animated, but you do get to see these babes in their full uncensored glory. You even get some occasional sound effects as you pound that pussy raw.
Dated Mobile Version of the Game Available for Android Users
You can play this game on mobile if you have an Android, but that version is pretty dated. It lacks many of the newer features and scenes that the desktop game has. It’s a shame. The game works great on mobile. And I bet you that tons of you fucks who would prefer to play a game like this on mobile. It’s much easier to grind away at the game while lounging on your couch than having to get up and actually set up your fucking computer.
BestPornGame’s Favorite Features
The art is the best thing about this game. You 3D lovers out there will be blown away by the level of quality that this game’s art has. It’s fucking awesome, especially when you finally get a full-on sex scene and get to see those beautiful babes in action. And I liked that the gameplay was simple.
You don’t have to worry about anything except for getting cash and getting laid. There aren’t dozens of menus of bullshit busy assignments to get through. You always know what needs to be done next to progress. You won’t be wandering around aimlessly for hours in some unnecessarily big map. The entire game takes place right there in the house. That’s the kind of shit I like to see.
The pacing could use work. There is a lot of days where you just have to wait for your allowance and then go the fuck to bed. And shit is way too expensive. It takes forever to take even one class or buy a single item that will help move the game along. Maybe I’m missing some secret way to make more money, but I couldn’t find it if that’s the case. And the game could benefit from having a writer run through and take a look at it. With some polishing, it could be a pretty damn good game.
BestPornGame’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Glamour is still in its beginning stages of development. But that shouldn’t stop you from going out and giving this game a shot. It already has a fuck ton of fap-worthy content for you cucks to beat your meat to. It’s a slow-paced game, but some of you will probably find those amazing sex scenes to be well worth the wait. I highly recommend you check this game out if you’re into 3D or SFM porn. Go find it at Patreon.com/sandlustgames and download it for free!
PornGames likes Glamour
- Amazing 3D models of hot babes
- Two completely different stories to choose from
- uncensored sex scenes
- Completely free-to-play on desktop or mobile
PornGames hates Glamour
- Very slow-paced game
- Writing could be better
- Mobile version of the game is dated