Hentai Diaries

You pathetic betas really need some help. No, I’m not talking about helping you get better at video games or some shit. That’s exactly the problem. You fucks need help with women. I saw some neckbeard cuck that had gotten dragged out of his den of degeneracy by some friends, and man was it hard to watch this guy talk to a girl.

Though I will give the dude some credit for actually having friends. I know that’s a high bar for some of you. I couldn’t tell whether or not he was going to throw up, cream his pants, or a combination of both. And he was only talking to some 5/10 chick. I tried to talk to the guy, but he skittered away like a roach when you turn the lights on.

So, I went searching for a game that would help educate you sorry dudes out there who can’t pick up chicks to save your lives. And, of course, I know you’re all massive weebs. That’s why I’m bringing Hentaidiaries.com to your attention.

This site is home to an in-browser hentai dating simulator that may just be able to give you the confidence you need to get laid for once your life. The game has been around since 2017 and has garnered a very niche following. They bring in somewhere between 30-75 thousand of you horny weebs every month. Those are some low numbers for being around that long. Let’s dive in and see what’s going on with this shit.

Make a Free Account to Save Progress & Revisit Hentai Scenes

The initial site page gives you a quick run-down of the game along with some screenshots, a cast of characters, and some frequently asked questions. It’s great for looking through and knowing exactly which slut you want to try and bang in the game. From there, you just hit play on whatever device you are using. I recommend using a desktop for the best experience, but you can easily load the game up on a mobile device as long as the browser supports HTML5.

Before you get started, you should be sure to make an account. Having an account, lets you do important shit like save your progress or revisit kinky hentai scenes that you have unlocked. It also lets you keep any in-game currency you may have earned or purchased between sessions. You wouldn’t want to get balls deep into this game and then have to start all over. Making the account is free and easy. You just need an email and a password.

No Real Story or Exposition. Run Around and Talk to Hot School Girls!

You get thrown right into the game without much story or exposition. But this shit is pretty easy to figure out. You’re the new kid at a school and...that’s it. That’s the “story.” You walk around talking to hot babes to try and get them to drop their panties. At its basics, this is a point and click game. You won’t have any crazy mechanics or shit like that to worry about. You can even play with one hand, which I know you horny bastards will be doing.

The game starts off with you trying to find your way to school. This pink-haired slut named Riley runs past you. If you follow her to the room, she goes into; you can peek in and watch her jerk some jock off. That’s pretty fucking great. You are starting right off with a juicy sex scene. And it is definitely worth noting that the game is fully voice acted.

Fully Voice Acted Game With Unique Characters

Every character has a unique voice and personality. Though some of the babes in this game sounded, uh, a little manly. I don’t know if these are secret futa chicks or if they just ran out of female voice actors, but I had to turn my audio off for them. I can’t jerk off to some dude trying to do a hot slut’s voice. But most of the girls in this game have sexy voices that will leave you wanting.

The whole goal of this game is to be a suave motherfucker (perhaps literally depending on what you’re into) and make each girl like you. Now, this isn’t one of those visual novels where that process takes for fucking ever. You say a few good lines, and any of the hotties on this campus will be aching to take you back and let you pound their pussy till they’re weak in the knees.

A Wide Variety of Hentai Sluts With Many Different Fetishes

There are all of your standard types of hentai bitches in this game. You have your catgirls who go around wearing tail butt plugs, horny teachers, your mom, sporty loli girls, shy library nerds, and many more. It’s a smorgasbord of slutty waifus. And it really is easy to get these girls ready to fuck. Even if you fuck up in the conversation, you can just go back and try again in a couple of minutes.

The sex scenes are pretty fucking hot. You get pretty decent animations of hentai babes doing all sorts of kinky shit. One babe puts you on a leash, and another is really into knife play. Each scene is fully voiced with breathy moans and hot sound effects, but there’s a catch. These sex scenes take forever to unlock. This game has one of the worst fucking methods of getting in-game currency that I have ever seen.

Horrible In-Game Currency System Makes You Wait Weeks for a Hentai Scene

No, it doesn’t take “energy” or anything like that. You don’t have a part-time job where you slowly earn cash. You can find the occasional coin during the game, but those are capped out at 24-70 PER MONTH depending on some bullshit Patreon goals. It takes 25 coins to unlock a single hentai scene from a single chick. The other method of earning coins is by clicking on ad offers.

Clicking on 25 ads will get you...wait for it…a single goddamn coin. And you only get to click on 30 ads per day. That’s 20ish days of clicking on ads before you can get a single, short sex scene. Holy fuck, that is so stupid. Who the fuck is ever going to do that? I’d rather jerk off to the front page of the fucking Victorias Secret catalog at this rate. They need to fix this system. No wonder their traffic is abysmal. You fucks probably see that shit and hop over to a game that actually wants you to jerk off to it.

BestPornGame’s Favorite Features

The game was pretty fun. I liked hopping around and chatting up all of the kinky dime pieces in this game. The voice acting, for the most part, was solid. Some of these babe’s hot moans and gasps really did it for me, and I think you guys will feel the same way. The art was nice as well. And the sex scenes are well done. Those have some very kinky animations and fetish scenes that will have you fapping for sure.

BestPornGame’s Suggestions

The coin system ruined this game for me. I think thousands of others would say the same. It’s no wonder their traffic isn’t a lot higher. Nobody wants to deal with this jank ass system. It can take weeks to get to a sex scene! And this game doesn’t have weeks, let alone hours of content to make that even close to realistic. It’s an underhanded tactic to get ad traffic from you horny fucks. If they don’t fix this, then the game is going to die. Calling it now. And it sucks because the game is actually pretty decent on its own.

BestPornGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, hentaidiaries.com houses a decent hentai game with some great, fapworthy material. Though you will have to sit through hours of ads to even get a single hentai scene. I’m not sure if it’s worth it for me. Some of you cucks might have that kind of free time on your hands, but I have real bitches who need a good dicking. I hate to say it, but I don’t recommend this one unless they get their shit together and do away with that awful coin system.