Hentai Clicker

HentaiClicker! Are you in the mood for getting some chicks off? Well, this game has plenty of that as you click on their quivering bodies to get them to cum so hard you can feel it on your side of the computer. Well, …maybe not THAT hard. But what will be hard is your dick as you gather cash and save hundreds and thousands of girls from not being able to have creamy orgasms anymore!

The Story

The story of Hentai Clicker is pretty straightforward. An evil force called The Mist has swept over the world. And what has The Mist done? Why, wouldn’t you know it, it took away the abilities for all women to cream in their pants!

That’s a severe problem, and you’re taken prisoner by one of the leaders of this “Mist” and forced to pleasure her since no one else can (not even herself)! It seems you’re the only one left who can finger their pussies and make them squirt anymore.

As you stand shackled in your cell, a portal appears. You’re rescued, and now you’ve got one of the best jobs in the world: you have to give girls of all shapes and sizes big O’s. It sounds difficult, right? Not really.

Game Mechanics

Since this is a clicker game, get comfortable clicking on your mouse or built-in pad. You’re going to be clicking thousands of times to progress.

So, how does this game work, exactly? How do you give the girls these orgasms, and just what is the hook of it all?

Starting, you begin with one big titted chick. This girl is your first, so it’s nice to be gentle with her…just kidding, click her until her eyes roll into the back of her head, and she can’t take any more from your hands!

At least, that’s what I assume you’re using. As the title suggests, you’re clicking on the characters to make them cum. Every time you click on them, two things happen. First, you fill up a meter beside them. You have to click until the meter reaches the top (much like the semen tunneling through your cock right before you nut on the computer screen).

As the meter fills, the girls go from being fully clothed to their bras and panties to their birthday suits. Once the meter fills, the girls let out a happy squeal, and they’re replaced with another one. Now, remember, I said two things happen when you click on these beautifully animated cuties.

One was fill up the meter, and the second is that you earn currency. One of the goals of the game is to build up enough of this currency (which I think is in dollars? It’s really not clear). Anyway, once you have a set amount, you can start leveling up the girl you started with.

But, what does this character do? Don’t you move on from character to character in a matter of seconds?

Powerup Your Girls

The first girl acts as a powerup of sorts. She can add 300 clicks per one click. So, every time you click, you’re registering 300 clicks. It's very, very handy as the amount of money needed in the game grows so big that not even all of the pussies in the world are enough to hold them.

As you finger more and more girls, you gain more and more cash. And, with that, you'll also get more and more powerups. So, the first girl may give you 300 clicks per click, but the next hot piece of ass you run into might bestow upon you much a certain percentage of money.

So, it’s worth it to keep going, as you run into more and more girls that grant you more and more powers.

Another cool mechanic revolves around powers that are available on cooldowns. In the bottom right of the screen, you’ll see a row of skills that you can eventually gather. These are on cooldowns, so you can only use them for about a minute before they enter their cooldown period.

One of the cooldowns involves earning money multipliers. These range anywhere from double to 10 times, and it’s an excellent addition to the already sexy game.

Now, if you’re familiar with clicker games, you probably know all about how long the game takes. And no, I’m not referring to how long it takes to stroke your dick until you cum to these fine ass bitches.

I’m referring to how long some of these clicker games take to play. After 10 minutes, the clicking can become…a bit boring. That’s why you need something to speed it up. Luckily, the perverted developers of this game came up with a mechanic that helps you speed up the process so you can keep making your girls cum for hours if you want to.

As you level up the girls, their dollar amounts increase. It’s not uncommon to level up a girl to 300, and each additional level costs you billions of dollars. While that’s not a bad deal because of the billions you’ll eventually be pulling in, it’s still nice to have the option to fast forward it.

You can fast forward two, four, or the max number of levels available. If you have billions and don’t want to waste your precious jerk-off time clicking the level bars over and over, change this to the “Max” setting and watch them jump up to the top!

So, after learning all of that, what’s the final verdict on this clicker game? What does this game have going for it and against it?

What I Like

I liked the fact that you had a lot of powerups to choose from. Often, these types of mechanics aren’t too enticing, and there aren’t many of them, to begin with. In Hentai Clicker, you have a variety of powerups that give you a few different ways to approach the basic gameplay.

I also enjoyed that some powerups were on cooldown timers. It makes you think a little bit about your choices within the game and doesn’t necessarily give you a free pass to rack up the dough.

The girls/animation looked suitable for these types of games. It didn’t blow me away, but it wasn’t awful, either. These girls got my dick hard more than once.

What I Hate

I hated that the clicking was tedious. That might seem counterintuitive since you would expect clicker games not to be the most exciting. However, there are ways in which you can make this genre interesting. Hentai Clicker doesn’t do that.

The story has no bearing on what you do, and it just feels like an excuse for you to click naked chicks. Again, that sounds like that’s the point of the game (and it kind of is), but other games have done the same thing. And they’ve done it much better.

Final Verdict

Overall, Hentai Clicker is a bit on the dull side. The story is really not the main reason to play the game (clicker game’s seldom are), but that doesn’t mean the story can’t be integrated into the gameplay more. Instead, this game forces the player to click in a way that doesn’t engross them.