Quick, off the top of your head, what’s the best multiplayer porn game out there? If your answer is anything but EroFights, you’re living in the past, my friend. From developer Illusion comes this really awkward, early-stage brainchild of smut love and competitive play. The game’s far from perfect, it’s very young. Hell, it came out two months ago. But, it’s damn promising and does indeed feature live one on one porn game combat. It’s also very innovative. I haven’t seen this kind of combat in other games that let you duke it out against real people.
So what’s the point and how does it work? It’s simple. You make an account on the site, set up your preferences and match up against live players. You can also play against bots if you feel you need the practice. But, one way or another, you’ll be having a BDSM strip off role-play against another player, real or otherwise. This is a game about teasing your opponents and it shows. There are all kinds of options for you to choose from and shit gets real immersive, fast. It’s the kind of casual browser game you can keep coming back to and I very much enjoyed playing it.
Tons of Customization
When you first fire up EroFights, you gotta make your own character. You’re free to have more than one if you’d like, for that extra versatile role-play immersion. First up, you have to pick a name for yourself. I’d suggest naming your character something sensible. The community on EroFights is really nice; there’s no point in being a troll. So, I’m thinking either something like Pussyfucker69 or maybe Steven. Both are good. If you want, you’re free to use Markdown, which, for the non-nerds in the audience, is a collection of symbols that you can use in-browser, to make the text really stick out. You get all these neat features like bold, strikethrough, headers; you get the picture. You’re free to get wet and wild with your name and bio.
After that, you’ve got the option of uploading an avatar and here I would advise that you do not upload a picture of yourself. This is a role-playing site. I think the idea is that you’re supposed to identify with your character or something. Plus, you know the furries are going to be uploading a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s unavoidable. It’s either going to be that or their hand-drawn unique Sonic OC characters. I’m so out of the loop when it comes to these mini-movements in the porn world. Just put up a nice picture that would make your mother proud of you, like your abs, or someone else’s abs, if you don’t have any.
Settings and Kinks
Did you think we were done with character creation? Far from it. There’s some oddly specific stuff in here. I’m guessing that all of these options limit the kind of shit you can do to your opponent and the kind of stuff your opponent can do to you. It’s a nice system, to be sure. If you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t want to have a role-play dildo shoved up his role-play ass, you can prevent that preemptively.
First up, we’ve got some options that let you make your profile public, in case you want your games to be observable by the general public. I guess this is put here for the people who like jacking off to the idea of other people jacking off to them. Remember that both people have to set this public setting on for it to work, though. Moving on, we’ve also got the option to hide your personal options from your partner. This adds a mystique to the gameplay.
Next up are the actual kinks and boy there are a lot of kinks in this game. You can choose whether you want to see bondage, fem-dom, male-dom, anal on girls, anal on guys, pain, cock and ball torture, chastity, humiliation, the works. There’s also some pretty wacky ones thrown in like sissyfication, foot fetishism, rimming and, of course, a good old bisexual toggle.
Hands-On Fap Games
What would a role-playing porn game be if it didn’t give you a reason to touch yourself in real life? Boring, that’s what. Sure, you can jack off while you play a vanilla porn game, but EroFights takes it to the next level with having an actual JOI mode of gameplay. Under the character creation screen, down at the bottom, you’ll see some options that let you tick the kinds of sex toys you currently have hanging around the house. They list gags, nipple clamps, vibrators, fleshlights, anal plugs, cockrings, dildos, prostate massagers and even E-Stims.
So the idea is, when you play a JOI game, the opponent will occasionally get some options to play against you that involve instructing you on how to jerk off and how to use your sex toys on yourself. I think this is a great concept, because it lets your opponents touch you through the computer screen, sort of. It’s the closest we’re going to get to digital sex before we invent a way for people to fuck over the internet. Just think, you could play a nice match with a girl who is on the other side, masturbating, while she’s instructing you on how to use your fleshlight and your prostate massager. It’s a wonderful concept. I am really surprised that no-one’s really thought of this before.
Different Ways to Play
As far as I can tell, there are two distinct game modes so far. The first is called classic and it’s what I’ve been describing so far. You match with a person or a bot and you two tease each other. The first person to cum loses, although I’d say there are no real losers in this game.
The other mode is Femdom with Caprice, which is an interesting take, I gotta say. The idea is that you either beg her for release or keep pushing forward, to see how far you can go without cumming. Meanwhile, she keeps barking orders at you that you have to comply with. It’s really hot stuff and I enjoyed playing it both against bots and against real players.
Speaking of, you have the option of putting yourself in matchmaking so that you can wait for someone to pick you out of a list. There’s also the ability to generate a link so that you can send it to someone directly, inviting them to a game directly. Next up, there’s also the matchmaking list, where you can pick someone out. And, finally, there’s the option to play with a bot, which is, of course, instant. Playing with real players is straight up a lot more fun than playing with the bot, but either way, it’s all a fap-worthy experience.
For the time being, EroFights only has a basic chat window available. I’m just glad we get any type of chat at all. I think it’s basically core gameplay at this point. It would be really silly to try and play against real people without the option to actually talk to them. That’s half the fun. Sure, it makes the jacking off a bit hard, since you need both of your hands on the keyboard and all, but it’s fun. Knowing that there’s another person on the other side of that screen, jacking off to your instructions, it’s awesome. It really makes you feel like you’re making a difference.
So, it stands to reason that you’d like to drop them a message or two. Maybe you could throw in some dirty talk or beg them to let you cum. The possibilities are endless. You could type whatever you want. Personally, I’m hoping that they add voice chat down the line, once this game is past early development. I think it would really push this game from great to amazing.
The Present and Future
Right now, EroFights is just a simple beta, like a proof of concept of something much bigger. The community has spoken, they like this game. It’s only been two months and people are already flocking to play this game. That’s a great sign. As for the future, well, only time will tell. As far as I can tell, the developer is still busy adding new features to the core gameplay, so it’ll probably be a while before they start to add new types of gameplay or a voice chat.
The site itself is very barren and clean. The focus here is entirely on the smut. Hell, they don’t even need to pretty-up the site, since it works just fine. At the end of the day, you’re here to jack off with strangers and have some good clean fun.
PornGames likes EroFights
- Ton of potential
- Extremely addictive
- Free to play
- Getting updates
PornGames hates EroFights
- Still in early development