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Strap yourselves in, boys and girls, because this right here is a legendary porn game that’s managed to get a ton of media coverage in non-pornographic spaces. It’s one of those things that people jack off to but also talk about at the dinner table for some fucking reason. Remember Emanuelle, that French movie that everyone and their grandmother jacked off to back in the day?
Well, this game is kind of like that movie. It’s crammed full of filth, but it gets a pass, because apparently, it’s artsy-fartsy. I’m not complaining about the game being famous or anything; I just don’t get why certain porn games get a free pass in public spaces. Like, we all know it’s made for jacking off. It’s fine that it’s artistic and everything, but in the end, it doesn’t matter. Oh, and before I forget, this game has its own Wikipedia page. That’s… really something.
Anyways, I’m done being disparaging, let’s dive into what makes this game stand out among the rest. There’s a bit of controversy, a lot of BDSM and, believe it or not, a few laughs in between. Plus, this game’s gotten a lot of reviews from mainstream game reviewers, so I’ll very much enjoy poking fun at their opinions.
Being Your Brother
The whole plot of this game is basically described in the full title. The actual full title of the game is “My Twin Brother Made Me Crossdress as Him, and Now I Have to Deal with a Geeky Stalker and a Domme Beauty Who Want Me in a Bind!!” No, I didn’t just paste that in there because it makes for half a paragraph, that’s the actual fucking name of the game. Your brother thinks it would be oh so delightful if you could pretend to be him and go on a class trip in his place. While you’re there, he also wants you to win a popularity contest for him. Why? How? Who the fuck cares. It’s a decent setup for some laughs and goofs.
If you’re thinking that this already sounds nothing like a porn game and everything like a PG-13 Amanda Bynes movie, you’re thinking straight. This was an Amanda Bynes movie. It was called “She’s The Man”, and it was hilarious. It’s also one of the few movies Bynes did before she went crazy and stopped being kinda hot. Except, in that movie, we didn’t see any titties, and the plot was as ridiculous as the jokes. It was funny, but not so funny that you’d want to watch it twice. And, there was certainly no sex.
Well, there’s a ton of sex in this game, because everyone in this here universe is obsessed with BDSM in one way or another. I was very confused while I played this game, because it constantly moves between hilarious and extremely heated. I mean, it’s damn near slapstick levels of comedy, combined with actual proper depictions of BDSM. I’m talking real BDSM here, not that 50 Shades of Grey, tie a woman up with zip ties bullshit.
I try to avoid calling t-girls traps as much as possible, even though that’s basically common lingo in the porn world. I don’t like thinking of people as if they’re objects, you know. A girl with a dick is not a misfortune or a trick; she’s a girl who also happens to have some extra meat. I gotta give respect where it’s due. I’ve personally never had a problem with t-girls. I haven’t slept with one, yet, but the ones I have met always just straight up told me they were t-girls, and I said all righty, and that was the end of that conversation. It wasn’t a problem; no-one tried to trick anyone. Life goes on.
Now, here’s where things start to confuse me. The developer of this game happens to be a transgender woman. Normally, I wouldn’t mention this, because it would be irrelevant, but I’m kinda against a wall here. This entire game has the premise of you being a girl who is pretending to be a guy, trying to get other girls to fuck you. So to recap, you’re playing a game made by a transgender person in which you are cross-dressing, trying to fool people into thinking you’re the opposite gender, in hopes of banging them down the line. Pardon my French, but that’s some dumb shit right there.
The developer has gotten herself some bad reviews because of this, not by people who disliked the game, mind you, but by folks that are concerned with the message the game conveys. Now, get ready for me to 180 completely, because you know I like disagreeing with everyone.
This right here is a piece of fiction, and it’s hot as all hell. Pretending to be the opposite gender in order to get someone to bang you, might not be wise in the real world. Hell, it’s downright disrespectful. But, in the world of interactive fiction? Fuck it. Who the hell cares. It’s not like this game was made to educate you on the finer points of getting people to tie you up. You’re supposed to play this game for fun and faps, not cultural education.
There was also another point of controversy that I would like to wrap up with a “Who cares?”. Apparently, one of the sex scenes in this game was a shade too rape-y for the general public. Fans bitched and moaned until the developer had no choice but to patch that particular bit of content out of the game.
Were they wrong to have an opinion? No, of course not. But forcing a porn game developer to change their game’s story because you think it’s a bit too extreme? It reminds me of that funny ass quote by some Rando on the internet that went something like this: “How is cyberbullying even real? Just close the laptop, fam.” In other words, if you don’t like the game, don’t play it.
It’s Amazingly Written
The chick behind this game, the aptly named Ms. Love, is an amazing writer, plain and simple. The game’s overall plot might be a bit goofy, but every single line of dialogue in this game reads like something you’d hear in an expensive play or a triple-A movie. She’s not a “porn game writer”, she’s a “writer writer”. She knows good writing, and she absolutely knocked this game out of the park. It’s not surprising, I mean, this isn’t her first porn game, and I hope it won’t be her last.
All the shit these characters say when they’re not banging each other had me in knots. Like, there was this one scene where the main character is listening to three bitches bicker about some dumb shit that no-one cares about. My girl dead ass says, “I’m outta here, there must be sweeter dessert to be had elsewhere” and fucks right off. That’s my kinda hombre right there.
The Art is Unique
This isn’t exactly the hottest art I’ve ever seen in a porn game. Hell, it’s barely a contender. But, it’s got some sort of unique charm that I guess works great once you get into the story. It’s not the kind of art you see and immediately whip your dick out to. It only works well if you immerse yourself into the experience and identify with your character. Otherwise, it’s just standard filler art that you wouldn’t write home about.
Now you know I also gotta cover the sex scenes. Boring part out of the way first – you can skip or disable the nudity in this game if you are a child or a braindead adult. Though I gotta admit, it’s a bit funny watching the sex scenes play out while everyone’s decked out in Christmas gear. Anyways, if you didn’t disable the nudity like a dumbass, the sex scenes are really easy to fap to. Plus, the characters say actual human-sounding lines while the action goes down, and that just gets you harder. Well, it got me harder, at least.
Given that the game is centered around being bound and dominated, you can imagine the kind of naughty shit that goes down. Plus, you’re the female main character, so there’s zero chance of seeing dude on dude action. I’m very happy about that, as you may have guessed.
I recommend this game to any pervert who enjoys fapping and actual interesting sexualized storylines in equal doses. The game is absolutely loaded with fun, erotic content, BDSM, and interesting characters that actually say things you want to hear. Even the women in this game are worth listening to sometimes. For all the other times, they’ll probably be promptly gagged, so it’s fine.