Ever dream of having too much pussy to know what to do with? It’s a frequent problem of mine. I know you poor fucks would kill to be in my position. And, listen, I’m not a miracle worker. I can’t do the fucking impossible and make you a desirable dude, though a shower would be a step in the right direction. But what I can do is give you the next best thing. I’ve got a game here where you get mad pussy whenever and however you want. Sound good? You bet your fat ass it does. Now, sit down and let me tell you about this kickass game.
Koikatu is an eroge visual novel that launched back in April of 2018. This visual novel is packed with tens of hours of hot content and erotic storytelling. You can find it for free on sites like Erogedownload.com or f95zone.to. But this isn’t your regular softcore, lovey-dovey visual novel that makes your heart flutter and your eyes tear up. It’s definitely got some of that for you betas, but the main focus of this game is to get laid.
Your Job is to Teach All of the Horny Girls about Sex!
Get this shit, your parents have moved away for a job or whatever, and you have to stay with your aunt, who runs a school that you’ll be attending. Sounds like the premise to every Persona game ever, right? Well, there’s a catch. Your aunt runs an all-girls school and wants you to attend so that you can teach all of the socially awkward, sexually-stifled young women there what it’s like to be with a man. She even sets you up with an after school club dedicated to getting you laid. Your aunt is a real fucking bro.
In-Depth Customization Options Let You Tailor the Game to Your Tastes
The game lets you customize every facet of your classmates and your character before you dive into the story. You can toggle any of the fetishes your classmates have, load up pre-generated characters other users have created, or simply get a random selection if you don’t have the patience to go through every single babe one by one. For more in-depth shit, you can go to the settings menu and play around with a ton of features related to gameplay, hentai scenes, and more. There are even some mod packs out there that allow more hardcore fetish scenes.
Even the sex scenes are fully controlled by you. You can grope, fondle, and rub these busty babes anyway you want. And most of these girls are shy virgins, so you’ll have to get used to foreplay and shit. Though I’d say most of you cucks could use a lesson in that anyway. I bet most of you think you can just go right to fucking without a kiss or hello. Well, if you’re me, you might be able to get away with that. But you probably won’t have the same luck.
Beautiful 3D Art Style & Engaging, Complex Gameplay
But I’m getting ahead of myself. You start by introducing yourself to the class of horny school girls. There you meet the busty homeroom teacher and a sporty babe by the name of Ai. After all of that is done, the full game begins. As opposed to some visual novels where you’re stuck just making meaningless decisions for the entire game without any real gameplay, Koikatu gives you full control of your character. The game has a 3D style where you can run around and explore the entire school.
Your main goal is to talk to all of the hotties in your class and convince them to join your sex club. You can raise their affection by answering certain questions the way they want you to or by doing certain activities with them. Talking about kinky shit like sex will also increase their “H” meter. When that gets filled enough, you can unlock erotic sex scenes with that character.
Full-Cast of Talented Japanese Voice Actresses
Yeah, it takes a while. But you’re not plopping down to play a fucking visual novel for a quick nut. And this is one of the most fully fleshed out eroge visual novels that I’ve played. The animation is fluid as all hell. You get to look at the hottest 3D hentai babes as you play.
And, to make it even better, the game is almost entirely voice acted in Japanese. Fuck, I don’t even remember the last time I played a visual novel that had voice acting all throughout it. Every time you walk into a room of girls, you’ll hear them giggling, moaning, and chatting.
Some of the girls are more receptive to you hitting on them than others. But if you look around enough, you’ll find a few sluts that will let you take them right then and there if you grab their tits a couple of times. Talking, exercising, and fucking all raise your core stats. Having higher stats makes it easier to bang certain characters.
And hot damn the hentai scenes are hot as fuck. You get full control of however you want to bang these hot school-girls. You can do it right there in the hall in any position you have unlocked. Doing a good job fucking these babes will unlock new positions and make them more receptive to getting dicked down in the future. You cucks should keep notes. Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about actually pleasing a real-life slut.
Romance & Bang Any Hot School-Girl You Want
With new girls, you’ll have to do some foreplay before you can fuck them however you want. Now, there aren’t any crazy fetishes here. At least not for the most part. You can pound these school-girls regularly or fuck them in the ass. There’s not a whole lot of bondage or dark fetish shit right from the get-go, but, hey, just maybe you’ll find some of that kinky shit through special events. Hint hint. You can also do degenerate shit like spy on hotties while they take a piss if that’s your thing.
Basically, you talk to babes, attend class, go to your club meetings, and then try and get laid after or during school. Then you rinse and repeat day by day until you have a complete harem of hot girls craving your dick. It may not be the most complicated storyline or anything like that, but this game is so fucking fun to play. If you’re more of the sappy type, then you can romance girls and go on dates before you bone them. The choice is yours. Koikatu gives you full control of however you want to play and experience the game.
BestPornGame’s Favorite Features
I liked the amount of freedom that you get when playing Koikatu. Most visual novels are a sit back and fap type deal where you have to sift through thousands of lines of dialog before you get to the good shit. Koikatu lets you approach the game however you want. Fuck, you can even customize every single classmate you meet. It’s your own little world, and everyone who plays the game will have a different, kinky experience. It’s got something for everyone.
It’s another one of those rare occasions where I don’t have any bad shit to say about a game. Koikatu was great. It’s a kinky visual novel where you get to bang a bunch of schoolgirls. What’s not to like? You can get it for free and easily sink tens of hours into romancing and banging your favorite characters.
BestPornGame’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Koikatu is the perfect game for you beta weebs out there reading this. I know all you 40-year-old cucks dream about is getting with your dream schoolgirl “waifu” or whatever. This game lets you live out your every fantasy. And you won’t have to deal with a ton of bullshit narrative or story before you get to the hentai. You can whip your dick out and start fapping to the cute 3D babes as you seduce them. Trust me; it won’t be long before you have over a dozen horny girls coming to your club every day to get laid. If that sounds like a dream come true, then go download Koikatu and get fapping.
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