Honey Select Unlimited

It’s time for another VR title, boys! Today on the menu, we’ve got honey, all kinds of honey. Fully customizable bitches of all shapes and sizes are a click away with this game. This is basically your premium one-stop-shop to infinite virtual sex with an unlimited number of women, just the way I like it. This is not originally a VR game, so it’s technically for PC, but they got full VR support, so you’re free to celebrate. I like that you don’t have to have a VR headset to enjoy it. It means that you’re free to fall in love with the game first, then buy an Oculus Rift to enjoy it properly.

Crafting the Perfect Woman

Imagining the perfect woman is no small task. Ideally, you’d want your woman to talk as little as possible, have undying passions for your seed, and generally follow all of your instructions without question. Unfortunately, we live in a cruel and unyielding world where women actually expect you to romance them and buy them dinner first.

Now, I can afford to take women for a ride downtown and shove caviar and wine down their throats until they’ve decided to come back home with me, but not everyone has that kind of money. For only $60 measly dollars, you get unlimited access to all the women, both existing and fictional, because this game comes with a character creator.

In fact, they market the game as the most elaborate character creator that’s ever been sold as a video game. The fact that you get to fuck the girls that you create is just the cherry on top of the cake. For the most part, you’ll be enjoying yourself in the character creator, inventing new women that you will defile in old and tried ways. I’ve seen a ton of chicks that were designed in this game, and every single one of them looked unique. It reminds me of Super Deepthroat from back in the day. That game also had very straightforward gameplay, but the community got hung up on making new girls for the game. Every single one of them looked unique and recognizable, even though it was all done in one simple 2D engine.

Well, Fakku has taken that logic into 3D realms, with a fantastic game engine that lets you live out every fantasy, as long as that fantasy involves a woman or two. You also get to customize your own male character, in true Dark Souls fashion. What I mean is, you can make your guy as weird looking and perverted as possible. Hell, if you’re really committed, you can make your main character look like Shrek if you wanted to. Why? I don’t know. I’ve seen a lot of people fuck around with the character editor in this game, and most of them seem to like making the playable character as weird as possible. I guess they think it’s funny. Personally, I don’t give a shit one way or the other. I’m just in it for the girls.

Tons of Gameplay

Once you’ve got the game up and running and you’ve either chosen a girl or created one from scratch, you get to jump right into the gameplay. There’s a ton of dialogue for some reason, which is very welcome in this type of game. Normally, I hate dialogue in games where the whole point is to fuck a bitch and pass to the next one, but the dialogue is sparse and fun. It makes you feel like you’re playing an open-world RPG game, even though you’re playing a fucking simulator.

As for the fucking, it’s really hot. It’s similar to other VR titles you’ve seen in recent years, with the extremely high-quality graphics and animations, but there’s no free roam. I mean, you can’t pull it out, walk around her and stick it in her mouth. You have to actually select the position out of a list. I hate that shit. I wish these simulator games would let me simulate the part where I yank it out of her ass and into her pussy back and forth several times, then yeet myself out her window and never call her again. But alas, the technology isn’t there yet. And I might just yeet myself out my own window in the process, so maybe it’s for the best.

The Graphics Blow My Mind

I’m not a man of extremely high standards, but I tend to complain when a game looks like dogshit, even if the smut is super-hot. This game is loaded with quality gameplay and beautifully crafted 3D models, so every time I play it, I feel like I’ve died and gone to heaven. I don’t mean the fucking, specifically, which is weird because that should be the best part.

I really like the goddamn character creation. It brings out the inner feminist in me, when I see a woman who looks perfectly fuckable, and I believe in her and her dreams of being even more fuckable. Then I take the breast size slider and slam that bad boy as far to the right as it can go. But the fun doesn’t stop there. I take the hips slider and go wild, then slam the booty slider up as well. Finally, I make the girl as dummy thick as possible around the thighs and slap on some tight stockings on her. It’s not about the fashion; it’s about what makes the dick hard.

Throughout this entire experience, the graphics just blow my fucking mind. I don’t understand how triple-A titles like Skyrim that have these types of character creation end up with characters that all look like they have a permanent case of goat-face, but the girls in Honey Select all look like bangable pornstar fantasies. I don’t know how they did it, and quite frankly, I don’t care. I got my money’s worth — best $60 I ever spent on a porn game.

If you’re the kind of nerd who cares about backdrops and the furniture that’s lying around, those assets are super dank as well. They all look ultra-polished and smooth, and the entire game is all-around delightful. Everything is well lit, so you can see all the assets and asses, and none of it seems to go out of its way to piss you off. It’s all made for your pleasure. The whole goddamn game feels like a harem simulator, and you’re some sort of millionaire that everyone’s trying to please. It’s the ultimate power fantasy. Plus, there are literally no dudes in the game except for your character. I love having other dudes around, but when my pants come off, my dude bros leave. It’s just common courtesy.

Updates, The Future and VR Potential

Fakku really dumped a lot of love and money into this game, so it stands to reason that they’re going to be upgrading this game as time goes by, though I have no idea how they’d even try to improve upon what is clearly a perfect formula. Still, I can’t wait to see what they come up with next. Plus, the community is basically a collection of game developers if you think about it. They make new chicks for themselves to bang; then, they share them with the world.

That means that even if you can’t be assed to fuck with the character creator, you still get tons of chicks to play with. Though, I’m willing to bet that sooner or later, you’ll fall in love with the character creator itself. It’s fucking irresistible.

As far as I’m concerned, this is the kind of futuristic video gaming we’ve been dreaming of for decades. It’s a proper 3D title with hentai inspired titties and infinite customization. Plus, there’s VR support that works great, feels great, and is entirely optional. If the game was only playable in VR, that would be a fucking nightmare, but when it’s added as a bonus, we can only be grateful for that.

The only thing you might have a problem with is the price, and I get it. You don’t want to pay triple-A money for a porn game. But the thing is, there are barely a handful of porn games that offer this level of quality, and there don’t seem to be any new titles of this caliber coming out any time soon. If you’re a fan of porn games, you’ll pretty much want to have this in your library. It’s pretty one of a kind, and if you’ve got a VR headset, can you really call it functional if it doesn’t run Honey Select?