DLsite

DL Site English! Have you ever experienced fucking random Waifus, Lolis, Otakus, and some other Japanese-related sexual fantasies? If not, then boy, do I have a fucking treat for you. I welcome you to the wonderfully massive world found on DLsite.com, a place where every sexual desire, every fetish, and every porn-related fantasies can be found. But not just that, the website also offers a lot more categories such as 2D/3D games, manga, nude comics, art galleries that are specified for adults, women, and for all ages. So without further ado, let’s get on with this fucking review.

What To Expect In DLsite.com

In more technical terms, DLsite.com is an established website that was founded back in 1994 with a capital of 30 million yen! That’s a whole lot of money just to make a porn-related site. DLsite.com specializes in providing contents in Japanese indie works; if you’re one of those up-tight little fucks that don’t know what it means, it simply means independent.

Anyway, since the website only provides content that is porn-related such as porn games, nude comics, erotic art galleries, and so much more, you should expect a lot of boobs and fucking. Moreover, there’s a neat little feature that can be found on the website’s homepage, and it’s called the “Beginner’s Guide.” It’s a helpful little feature that aids newcomers to navigate through their massive archive with ease, thus due to the layout design and navigation system where the website exhibits all of the needed information right there and then. And since all of its contents requires you to pay to gain access to it, the layout is somehow similar to any e-commerce site, thus rendering it very familiar to any idiot.

Reviewing The Games In General

As we’re already in a new decade, people expect more from future technological advancements, especially in terms of video and graphics quality. And what can I say? DLsite.com exceeded all of my expectations as the site owners even guarantee that all of their content is on its highest quality possible. However, there’s quite a price to pay, and no, it’s not one of those subscription types that you pay monthly or annually, each and every content has its corresponding price for you to pay to gain access to it.

I can’t generally call all of their games to be bullshit just because of one particular game that fucking forced me to puke all over my bed. However, I did try to download and play one game called “Fangs of the Ghoul,” and I can honestly say, I can’t seem to get my grip on it. After playing through this game and wasting numerous hours, I realized that this game is not worth my fucking money. The gameplay is really shallow because when you play it for the first time, it would seem that the game actually has some decent content, but when I played through it, the level of gameplay is similar to what you see to some games that are being played by A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD, it’s god damn basic! Not to mention that the gameplay is full of bugs, your character and your enemies can glitch from time to time, thus forcing the player to play the game all over again.

Don’t get me wrong; there’s a lot of things to like about the games on the website, the one I stated above is only a guide for others to know what to expect when they encounter a shitty game. Other than that, everything is quite impressive.

The Layout And Navigation

Let me first start by saying this; EVERYTHING IS IN JAPANESE! I know it’s a Japanese-made site, but come on, they didn’t even have the courtesy of releasing a translated version of the site alone? I can understand if the games are in Japanese as we only play to jerk off our dicks anyway, but the whole site in the Japanese language is fucking hard. Aside from my dick, everything else is fucking hard like the navigation, the basic description of the game, the home page of the site, and so much more. If you don’t understand Japanese or your browser doesn’t have a feature that auto translates languages, then don’t fucking bother with this site anymore.

However, I can still give a lot of praise when it comes to the website’s layout and design, as it provides a real Japanese-ish feeling as you look at it. As you look at the top right corner of the site’s index, you’ll see some tab features such as the Beginner’s Guide, User Registrations, Circle Registrations, and Affiliates. Aside from that, you’ll be bombarded with a lot of information on the home page showing all of their available categories. However, don’t be fooled when I say that because it’s actually a fuck-ton of games, comics, and overall international content ranging from specific materials for adults, women, and for all ages.

What I Like About The Site

Who the fuck doesn’t love sex? Wait, let me rephrase that. Who in the actual fuck doesn’t want to blow off some stress out of their dicks? Well, certainly not the majority of the male population. Anyway, there’s quite a few to talk about regarding what I actually like about this site. Well, for starters, there’s a crap-load of premium content for your mouth to drool over, not to mention that all of it is in its highest quality.

Moreover, the website is quite massive as the number of contents that they have exceeded my expectations. The comics that they have are fucking incredible as you won’t be able to see it somewhere else, and don’t even get me started with their games, holy fuck! When you decide to download one game and experience it yourself, I can guarantee that you won’t be able to stop, or you’ll be playing it again and again until your dick’s content. Also, the games have quite an immersive gameplay, unlike other titles that only show a naked woman getting fucked. Lastly, I can’t deny the fact that even though all of DLsite.com’s contents requires you to pay good money to gain access to it, it’s still fucking worth it.

My Recommendations To Improve The Site

I know, I know, the website is made by the Japanese, thus having the overall content in the Japanese language, but can they be a little bit considerate? I mean, not everyone reads and speaks Japanese, you know, just the usual phrases that we hear on a hentai game or movie. However, to be honest, aside from the fact that everything is in Japanese, I can’t actually ignore the reality that the website is full of games that would figuratively take your breath away, not to mention that it leaves no boners un-fapped.

Furthermore, not everything is free as you to have to pay a fucking significant amount of money only to play the game blindly. I would suggest providing teasers, trailers, walkthroughs or guides for each of the games available, I mean, can you fucking imagine? Paying money to something you barely even know except for a brief introduction to it? There’s not a single hint as to what the games are actually like. This is one of the reasons why people would look away from this, simply because they don’t want to bet on something they don’t know and end up broke and unsatisfied.

Conclusion

To sum it all up, DLsite.com is quite an eye-catcher. The site is wonderfully well put together as there’s actually quite a lot of things to do on the website, such as reading some nude comics or engaging yourself with some premium pornographic games. Not to mention that the games have aesthetically pleasing graphics as well as having some immersive gameplays to accommodate it. I mean, who would fucking want to play a game with excellent graphics but ends up having similar gameplay to other crappy titles? I know I wouldn’t.

In regards to the overall content quantity, the website promotes a fuck-ton of games and other porn related content in its massive archive. However, the games are NOT FUCKING FREE, you have to pay a significant amount just to download the game, but I can’t completely complain about as you really do get your money’s worth as the games are fucking beautiful. Overall, when it comes to the overall quality of the content and the quantity of their collection, DLsite.com is one hell of a porn site, but I can’t give my 100 percent as the whole site is in Japanese, and you can’t do anything about it unless you understand it or have a browser feature to auto-translate everything.