Nympho Tamer

Nympho Trainer is brought to you by an independent Russian studio, comprised of one guy. This is indie shit, like most of the other 3D visual novels you’ve played. It tries to be unique and to an extent, it works. It’s pretty hot shit. I’m not... completely disappointed with Nympho Trainer. It’s got some high points. The lows seem to outnumber the highs though, so we’re looking at another game review in which I bitch, moan and pretend to know more about game development than actual developers.

This game is actually not a game and yet they’re marketing it as one. I have to cover it, because it’s made in Ren’Py and it has a main menu. Realistically, it’s an intricate slide show and nothing more. I thought I’d just skim it for the review, to get some insight, but as it turns out I got through the whole thing by accident. I wanted to skip to the first choice in the game. I wanted to make some decisions and see what would happen. These kinds of games usually let you choose which girl you want to bang or which way you want to take a particular date. The game let me set my name and the age of the first girl I saw. After that, there was a lot of sex and story. Then the end credits rolled. How is this a game exactly?

Hope For Nympho Trainer

The dude that made this game wants your support. He wants your money. He wants to wrap up this fantasy, at length. He’s just getting started, or so he claims. There’s a lot of potential here. The tits and asses in this “game” are absolutely fantastic. I like these babes. They’re not cookie cutter 3D models that I’ve seen in other games before. I’m talking to you, Milfy City! These models are unique, but they’re also a bit subpar compared to what you’ve seen before. Still, in my view fresh pussy trumps good pussy every time. Variety is the spice of life and I’d like to spice my variety all over these girls’ faces. They’re damn fuckable and they’re filthy as all hell. I want to see more of them.

The problem is that the game has zero interactivity after the initial naming and age set. That's not enough. Even the worst hentai visual novels give you at least twenty choices across a 6-hour game. If I can bitch about them not being interactive enough, then I’d have to bury Nympho Trainer.

The Extreme Hotness

I saw a ton of babes glazed over in cum. They seemed to like it a lot. They seem like they were nymphos who needed no training, but they enjoyed the journey regardless. They could be broken further. They could be tamed more, by a proper man. You will be that man. You will teach them the meaning of modesty. You will decimate their pussies, assholes, faces and mouths with all kinds of generous cum tributes. These babes are proper nymphos. They don’t eat, they don’t drink and they don’t sleep. They subsist on a steady supply of cum and they seem to be damn loyal.

The whole shtick behind the game is that you’re training them to be better sluts. You spend time with them. You dick them. You show them your appreciation. And, in return, they call you master and service your cock. Story wise, I’m very happy with what I’m seeing. It’s very similar to Fetish Simulator, what with the use of the dating app and all, but it’s a lot narrower. Fetish Simulator has depth and intricate storylines. This game is entirely centered around nympho submission training. It’s technically a form of BDSM, but the psychological kind. No heavy punishments as far as I saw. It’s definitely my cup of tea.

Shameless Orgies

One of the things that the boys behind Nympho Trainer make abundantly clear on their homepage is that this game is going to feature a lot of mixing and matching. There aren’t multiple dudes in any one scene, thank God. That would ruin the experience for me. It’s very much a straight dude’s game. That being said, there are a lot of lesbians here. Or, maybe they’re straight chicks who are really damn cool. They know how to pleasure you so they go the extra mile. They suck on pussies and fuck other babes with strap-ons. Does this make them lesbians or just … perfect dates?

My favorite part of any orgy is when the babes insert one dual sided dildo into both of their snatches or assholes. They push against each other. They’re simultaneously dicking and getting dicked. It’s the hottest shit ever. It almost hurts to remove the damn dildo so that I can get involved and use my cock. I mean, I want to, it’s just such a shame to interrupt something so sexy and sacred. Girls that share two sided dildos are saints in my book. They make my world go round.

Decent Graphics

This game has worse graphics than most 3DCG games and yet I’m completely satisfied with what I’m seeing here. Hell, I’d rather see these graphics than Milfy City again. Why? Because they’re original. I don’t care that they look like they came out a few years ago. These graphics feature titties I’ve never seen before, pussies I don’t recognize, nipples that I haven’t sucked on yet.

Truth be told, the chances that these babes are actually original content made especially for this game are slim to none. I know that every 3DCG game dev out there is a lazy piece of shit who likes putting together other people’s assets for a quick payday. I’ve got nothing against that. What I do love about this game is that the dev didn’t go for the exact same babes we’ve seen a million times over. It’s annoying. Those babes are recognizable. You know them from other games. They rip you out of the experience and break your immersion. It’s unacceptable. I want some new faces and this game provides. Not without it’s downsides, though.

Generic Babes

If there’s one thing I’d like to see improved by the next iteration of Nympho Trainer, other than the fact that this game needs more interactivity, it is the actual unique presence of every babe in the game. I tried to pay attention, I really did, but I can’t for the life of me tell you what these girls are actually called or what their problems are. All I remember is that at some point, sex happened. You'd think you could chalk this up to my general lack of attention, but I swear, there have been memorable girls in other porn games. I’ve remembered their names, their favorite movies, hell even what they want to do with their lives when they turn 30. These babes, I don’t really give much of a shit about. They’re generic, bland and forgettable.

I can see how this is enough for a game demo, but in the full version of the game I expect to see some fleshed out stories. Yes, the whole point of these kinds of games is the fapping experience. I know that. I haven’t hit my head or anything. But, that fapping experience hits so much harder if you can actually connect to the chicks that you’re fucking. It’s similar to real life in that way. Babes that you work to win over are much more satisfying than babes that just hand themselves over for free.

There’s Hope

The developer behind Nympho Trainer would have to introduce so many new features for this game to actually deserve anyone’s attention, but I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt. He seems like he has a good idea and there’s some semblance of devotion here. The game does indeed show promise. I will definitely come back to it in a year to see what’s changed.

So far, it’s a bit of a mistranslated Russian dream that some guy really wanted to put in motion and share with the world. Honestly, if you speak Russian you’re better off just sticking to the original version. The English translation is borked to no end. Either way, you can fap to the visuals just fine even if you don’t understand any of this nonsense.

I fapped to Nympho Trainer. It wasn’t hard. I mean, I was hard, but the experience wasn’t hard. You get the point. It’s hot. There are ample reasons to fap. Now, for a ton of polish on top of this turd and we might just end up with a gem. Who knows?