First things first, resounding applause for your stupid ass, making it all the way into this review about a porn game that's been on your radar! You probably have already heard about Milftoon, you know, the series of comics that have Incest as is its central theme. Don't act like you don't know about it you perverted bastard, we both know that you truly desire to have that sort of relationship!
Okay, so Milftoon drama is all about Joey(you) wanting to get some "action" before he goes out into college. By action, we mean all of the perverse acts that go on between a man and a woman - something you half-assed losers can only consider a pipe dream. Like a primal beast, he makes everyone; his teachers, his neighbors, his mom, his girlfriend, and hell, even things from his surroundings into his targets.
So that's the dumbed-down description of what Milftoon Drama is. I hope your neanderthal peanut brain digested that. Basically, you'll just have to help Joey get through all of the obstacles and challenges the game throws at you, in exchange for some A1 sex scenes. Doesn't that sound pleasing to your pathetic tiny wiener?
Do you fantasize about Incest?
Of course, you do you sick fuck! Your dick whacking marathons are solely done to the Milfs and Incest categories. Read this next sentence word-for-word, if you want to get that fucked-up fantasy of yours fulfilled. Play Milftoon Drama. I mean, what more can you ask for? You get action with your mom - there's the incest aspect done! Who, might I add, is a top tier milf - and the second aspect is checked!
Of course, you can fuck more than just the big booty, huge titted milfs that's in your neighborhood! But like, do you really want to? Just replay those scenes over and over until your meat can't handle the beating anymore. Like any adult game that you've played, this game is in the style of a dating sim. Where there are dialogues between characters and you can choose your lines, so ultimately, you're deciding on how your gameplay will turn out.
Start your game
To the socially deprived, lonely losers out there wanting to play this game, let me run you through it. As soon as you start running the game, you're greeted with a typical home screen with the start, load, options, etc. Sounds pretty simple so far, right? Well, all you need to do now is just move your cursor to the start button, and fucking start the game you damn incel! It doesn't get any simpler than that.
Yes, you can save your progress. Doesn't that sound great for a nitwit like you can't dedicate themselves to finish the game in one sitting? It works like how any save-load function works. You save your game at a certain point then load it up to go back to where you left off. Now, to the actual review of Milftoon Drama.
Milftoon drama is nothing more than a simple dating sim-esque adult game. Where you have to develop your character through specific events and by leveling up certain aspects of your character - in this case, you're leveling up Joey's study skills and his horniness. It is going to be a slow start, but just keep playing the game until you get your first scene. If that doesn't motivate you then just look at your favorite character, you'll get to fuck them anyway.
You operate through Milftoon Drama with the use of your mouse's left-click. Woohoo! Your peanut brain can focus on jacking it while playing! Just like the old times when you'd go on Newgrounds to play that weird porn game you found. You interact and drag items over with the use of your left click. The Milftoon team that developed Milftoon Drama wanted to make sure that all of your attention is focused on pleasing your tiny dick.
In Milftoon Drama, you play as Joey. The son of a father who's rarely home and a mother who's a chronic gambler and an alcoholic - if that doesn't spell easy target then I don't know what does. Work around the house to get money, study on your computer to increase your study skills, be careful of wearing your spirit down after studying, though. Increasing your horniness can improve all of your base stats, so prioritize raising that.
You raise your horniness through a series of events with the characters your encounter. Your very first chance to increase your horniness level is with a gold-digging slut - named Gina, that is asked to be your tutor. Although she is the same age as you, she is the daughter of your mother's friend, so she was going to be the first choice to be your tutor. Don't worry about not getting to the Milfs yet. Be patient, you, quite literally, motherfucker.
Trust me; you're going to invest a lot of time getting those sex scenes. Because if the game is anything like the comics the Milftoon team makes, they are sure to make you pop a boner and instantly makes you want to masturbate. So I highly recommend that you play this game if you are an active follower of Milftoon comics.
Like I said before - in case your cabbage brain forgot, Milftoon Drama was developed by the same people who made a series of Milftoon comics. So you can be sure that the animation and graphics quality is going to be good despite it being a simple adult video game. The tits and ass on every female character are sure to be magnets to your virgin eyes.
Even when the game was still in its early stages of development, the graphic quality was already quite good. So you can expect a lot of good things, even though your primary objective was just to give yourself a handjob. If the graphics aren't to your tastes, well get the fuck over it. The Milftoon team doesn't have the time nor the budget to deal with any of your petty complaints.
The Juicy Details
If your cabbage brain hasn't digested it yet. This is a fucking adult game! Filled with lots of porn! Any living thing with a penis will love it. You'll probably be dry heaving after 15 minutes because you've been shooting blanks before you even reach that point. Milftoon Drama is literally filled with Milf ass, Milf pussy, Milf tits, and Milfs! If you're here to read this review, I know that this kind of shit gets you excited.
Still Being Developed
The Milftoon Drama game is still under development by the Milftoon team. So if you can spare some time and spare some change, you can go check out their Patreon page, and you can start supporting them for a minimum of 2 dollars. Of course, the higher the price you pay, the more you can contribute to the development of the game. You can check out the rewards they offer through their official Patreon Page online.
Recommendations for Improvement
There's not much I can recommend because for me playing the free version, the game already had so much to offer. The art, animation, audio, and gameplay was good enough for me. So you won't get input from me. However, some of the assholes online think that they are eligible to give their righteous judgment of the game, even though Milftoon Drama is already great. What I do recommend is for them to grow up and stop being little bitches.
I did try to play the game as vanilla as possible, without putting too much thought into it. Although I did end up investing plenty of time to just unlocking the enjoyable sex scenes. I did feel a certain amount of satisfaction just unlocking those scenes and conquering the Milfs that were placed into the game. Though I did play an older version of the game, I can't wait to play the latest additions that the Milftoon team implemented in the game.
Milftoon Drama brought me the little spice that I needed after just using the same repetitive material. This game gets you to be interactive so that you can have a more fulfilling wank session. Plus you get a variety of milfs too! You get brunettes, redheads, blondes, ebonies, and some with an eccentric personality, so that's a big bonus — a milf to satisfy everyone's lustfulness.
PornGames likes Milftoon Drama
- Easy to understand instructions for fuckwits like you
- Interactive gameplay
- A well thought out storyline
- Succeeds in giving many options of Milfs
- and Pussy
- Great sex scenes
PornGames hates Milftoon Drama
- If you paid any attention
- you would have already read the Recommendations for Improvement.
- The self-righteous pricks who judge Milftoon Drama