Dandy Boy Adventures

Dandy Boy Adventures is a Fun, Lighthearted, and Lewd Exploration Game. How about something lighthearted for a change? Yeah, I know you degenerate fucks are foaming at the mouth at the thought of loli amputee porn games, but I’m not in the right headspace for that shit today, ya feel?

I can’t have that fucked up stuff messing with my positive vibes. And you should take a break from it too. Get some fresh air. Well, not literally. I know you don’t expose yourself to direct sunlight. Get some metaphorical fresh air with the chill, positive, and lewd game that I’ve got in store for you cucks today.

Dandy Boy Adventures is a porn adventure game with some dating sim and RPG elements thrown in for good measure. It’s got a cute pixel style that will remind you of games like Stardew Valley or Pokemon. But I’ll dive more into that good stuff later. What you need to know is that the game has been in development since 2018 by a developer known as DandyBoyOni. It’s not quite done yet, but there are pretty steady updates to the game every week or so.

Download a Free Copy Directly From the Developer!

You can snag a free download of the game from his Itch.io page. He doesn’t charge you a dime for the lewd experience, but I recommend supporting this talented fuck over at his Patreon page if you like this sort of content. Besides, 2 bucks a month will enable a cheat mode that will let you get to all the juiciest sex scenes quickly. Five dollars a month will get you some exclusive peeks at the artwork and some other kinky shit.

This game takes place in the town of Beagleton. Judging by the funky colors, outfits, and characters, it looks like this game is set sometime in the 80s. Your dad is some cool scientist who got drafted for a secret project...or maybe he walked out on your mom. Who the fuck knows? Perhaps you’ll find out as you progress, wink wink. But you’ve gone away for college and currently live with this hot dime piece that you used to date and your busty landlord.

Customize & Name Every Character that You Meet

I’d tell you their names, but you can change that shit to whatever you want it to be. Same with your character, though that’s the only customization you have from the get-go. You can get new clothes and shit as you progress, but you will be stuck playing as the dandy boy himself. This game has quite a mix of genres. It’s got the elements of an exploration RPG, dating sim, and adventure game all in one. Oh, and it’s got a fuck ton of hot porn scenes scattered all throughout.

Thankfully, this game mixes everything together quite well. You don’t have a solid goal so much as a bunch of quests and side-quests. No, this isn’t shit like “go slay a dragon” or “go jerk off an owlbear.” It’s more along the lines of “go buy milk” or “find who stole the beer from the convenience store.” The game paces itself well by having most quests work towards bigger goals or go towards finding and meeting new hotties to talk to.

Dive into Fun Quests, Explore the Town, and Try to Get some Pussy

Aside from quests, you’ll simply want to get out into the world and explore. The game may not be in its finished state just yet, but there is still a whole lot to explore. The map is fairly large, and there are many characters for you to chat with. That’s where the dating sim aspect of the game comes in.

You get conversation choices that ultimately influence how much a certain character likes you. Act like a jackass, and you likely won’t be seeing pussy anytime soon. But if you woo these babes and work your charm, then you just might get to take one of these busty bitches to pound town. Doing quests for these sluts will also help your case a good bit.

Smooth Gameplay With Intuitive Menus & No Complex Systems

The game plays smoothly. You can control the entire game with the keyboard controls, or you can mix it up and use the mouse. The user interface is well done. I had no issues navigating any of the menus, or the wider world of the game in general. You don’t have to worry about any combat mechanics or anything in this one. It’s all about exploring and getting laid.

And this game looks fucking stunning. If you like pixel-art, then you will have a field day with this game. You can tell a lot of work went into making every single detail feel just right. The animations are smooth, the art style is consistently good, and the full character illustrations are works of art. And all of that isn’t even considering the hot sex scenes that you unlock.

Those are fucking great. They are fully animated scenes with kinky audio and sound effects that will leave you horny fucks hard as diamonds. No censored bullshit either. You get to see all of the pussies, tits, and dicks that you could ever want in their full glory. Granted, it’s not going to have many fetish heavy scenes. You’ll just have to settle for quality fucking. Though I know that may be hard for you fucked up individuals out there.

Fap Yourself Raw to Frequent, Fully Animated, Uncensored Sex Scenes

Plus, this game is fucking teeming with scenes. You can fuck nearly every hot babe that you come across. Sure, it takes a little bit of work to get there, but it will be so worth it when you see this shit. These are some of the best sex scenes that I have come across in a pixel-style game in a long time. You can even go back and fap to every single one that you’ve unlocked by visiting the gallery.

Just as a bit of a bonus, this game includes a ton of interactive elements. You can fuck around with computers and take peeps at people’s naughty pictures that were never meant for your eyes. You can fuck around with old-school video games. It’s pretty fucking cool. Also, you won’t be taking this game on mobile very easily. I don’t know if there’s a mobile version in the works, but I think it would be pretty rad. This game feels like it would be perfect as a mobile game.

BestPornGame’s Favorite Features

This game was fun. Yeah, I know it seems like a low bar for a “favorite feature”, but you’d be surprised. I liked most aspects of the game. The art style was on point. The animations were incredibly fap worthy. Fuck, I’m just glad the game had actual animations. Way too many porn games try and get away with having one or two pictures and calling it a day. I want to see those bodies move.

I was also a big fan of how Dandy Boy Adventurers blended genres. Not every game can do that well. I liked that you could explore a wide world and do quests while managing relationships and trying to get laid. It felt like everything was paced well without being too grind-heavy. They made a good choice in not including a combat mechanic. I swear most games just use that shit as a time filler in between actual content.

BestPornGame’s Suggestions

As with most games, I think this one could benefit from some quality voice acting. There’s a fair bit of dialog. Even just having some general lines or something would be great. Or just voice the fuck scenes. That would be fine with me. Aside from that, this game nails it in nearly every aspect that I care about.

BestPornGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Dandy Boy Adventurers is a quality game that is well worth your time. Hell, you don’t even have to worry about trying to torrent this shit. It’s free. That alone should get your fucking attention. If that’s not enough to convince you, then you’ll be swayed when you get to see those incredibly hot sex scenes. You’ll be jerking your dick to that shit in no time. All of that, coupled with quality writing, unique art, and fun gameplay, makes this a must-play in my book. I highly recommend you horny fucks go give it a download!