I've come to realize that most of you dickheads spent a lot of time in your neighbor's place, being a parasite to their internet just to download a fapworthy game. Well, that's a good job. You finally went out of your weeb cave, but dude, you gotta tell your mom to get an internet connection already!
We cannot avoid a hiccup when it comes to fulfilling our needs. What are your alternatives if you want to download your hot fetish porn when you visit your grandma in the country? Right? What if you guys are too poor you use the family computer? You badly need a mobile source of cum squeezer game mostly every week if you try hard to be decent.
Alas! The mobile or Android version comes in. You can now sneak away to the bathroom or shady corner and rub one out to 2D sluts getting banged on your sweaty phone. But most porn games sites only have a small subsection of Android games to play, and that's it. Oh boy, websites that show android versions of fuck games are rare!
Take out your expensive inhalers you nerds because I've got a site that's full of kinky sex games that you probably won't find anywhere else. Oh, and have I mentioned that all of the games are available for free? Yeah, no need to lie about a school project to your poor mum and dish out any dosh for this site. Here comes the hero, Xgames.zone!
Easily Browse The Major Four
As you visit the website, at the first look, you will see the five options on the upper left banner. It shows, All, Indie Games, Nude Games, Hentai Games, and Android games. If you are quite the experimental guy, you might wanna try the indie games, do it at your own risk. And bro, can you sanitize your keyboard, it stinks of week-old cum.
So, I like how direct their navigation is, if you are undecided and want to check all the available games, you just have to tap All. If you're into Japanese moaning 2-dimensional girls, you just have to hit hentai games and turn the volume down. If you're in your grandma's house and you plan to fap in her garden, you can choose Android games and run it in your dirty little phone that your mom gave you last Christmas.
This might be a little thing, but dude, I haven't seen any ads! Isn't that rare in this world where everything is ruined by profiteering? Xgames is just a cool guy in the corner, giving out the goods expecting nothing in return but a useful review just like this. Salute to the admins! Keep it that way, only no ads!
Simple and Straightforward Design
When it comes to the layout, it is fundamental. There's a large, simple header with options for "All, Indie Games, Nude Games, Hentai Games, and Android Games" and an unnoticeable search button on the upper right side. Well, horny dudes won't be meticulous enough to criticize every element on the site. We are just in for the easy to download worth-fapping games, simple men with simple standards.
On the top right, it shows the Total games count, which is already 5936 as of February 3, 2021. It also shows the percentage for every download option K2S: 91%, FileBoom: 81%, and Mega.nz: 76%, which I don't understand its purpose. Next, you'll see at first glance a banner which tells you to "Play games, write reviews and get paid!", you just have to click on learn more, to, you know, learn more about it.
Just like every porn website, it has a dark theme since our desires and our souls are as dark as the void. Through the website, you can only see three colors; those are black for the background, white for the texts, and red-orange for the buttons. It shows a three by six grid of the available games with brief info about its version, engine, update, and a link for download.
Cool Mobile Experience
The mobile version is responsive, that's cool. The main menu that shows on the upper left corner turns to be a dropdown menu in mobile, which is pleasing to the eye. The dark theme and red-orange buttons give an awesome vibe, really simulating. The images from the games are still responsive, and it's easier to browse while scrolling down. And! Still no ads, brilliant!
No Filter or Search Options, You have to go fishing
I don't see any filter options at all. It is common to expect filters like trending, popular, highest rated, or any of those standard options that you see on every other site. This game only limits the choice on the home bar above. This is not the site to visit if you're looking for a specific game or something with specific fetish content because you'll need a lot of luck even to find something close to what you want to wank your dick into.
The "Discover" section is pretty cool because you really have to search and explore the hidden gems. I tried searching using the keywords like a sister, school, and teacher, it works, that's good news. I once saw a flood of tags when you go to the homepage of the site, and it just stays there and doesn't come out on the other pages.
Most Previews Have The Same Descriptions
Dude! You want to get a job? You might want to be a content writer for this website to buy your dream sex doll or to get premium accounts for downloading sites. Why? As I clicked like about 100 plus games, all of them showed the same description at the bottom:
"Enter a virtual world of meetings with your secret wishes. Get this from MEGA or other file hostings right now, unpack, easy install, and play this interactive game. Try to be a smart man and get what you really want. And it will be your next second life, there will be a lot of familiar characters that you're totally gonna like. Will you find love and happiness? Will you be a good hero? Will you abuse your power and authority? Start now!"
As I said above, It shows a three by six grid of the available games with brief info about its version, engine, update, and a link for download that is totally useless or not the right information every visitor wants to see if they are choosing which game to download. There are still games that don't have any useful descriptions and copy-pasted information.
Understandably, this website was just launched recently. However, it's no suitable for us nitpickers who want to be sure that the grandma's data we've wasted on downloading the game will be worth the wait. I mean, you just have to look at the pictures and imagine what the game will be all about. It will be a guessing game, and I don't want to risk my data on a crappy game that I have waited hours to download.
Get Any Game for Free…If You're Willing to wait for a decade
Good to know that all of their games I tried out were virus/malware free and ran just fine. However, if you're willing to sit through the limited downloading speed, that'll take decades for your game to be downloaded in k2s.cc, fboom.me, and Mega.nz, then dude, this site is not for you.
Yes, Xgames only has three options to download the game. First k2s.cc, for example, if the game file is 1gb, the high download time if you have the premium account is 4 minutes, and if you don't have it will be a dizzying 6 hours and 30 minutes to download it completely. Second is the fboom.me, with 1gb file, the premium download time will be 4 minutes, and the free download will be a decade, just kidding, it's 11 hours.
With those long hours of download time, I'm sure you can already fap like four times if the game is perfect (that is my minimum for every five-star-rated game). And third Mega.nz, which I believe is the best choice for me since you can create a free account and have a 50gb space to store your downloads. The speed depends on your internet capability, so yup, just use your dirty email and create an account in a minute, then you're good to go!
What I like about the site
I can feel a lot of great potential on this site. The Four Major Selection is a good move on navigation. And the Indie games that you will only find here. Man, I couldn't get over from the breath of fresh air a porn game site without ads. The dark theme and red-orange buttons were a good combination. The consistency of the theme and the simple navigation definitely made the site worthy of its own.
What I don’t like, and my recommendations
Speaking of potential and good content, what grinds my gears are the descriptions of most of the games that were just copied and pasted from one game to another. The uninformative previews and lack of filter options make for a painful experience in general. They have the basics like site design and layout down. Improving a few pages for good descriptions, tags, categories, and all of that basic stuff are a must for them if they want to stay long in the business.
In general, xgames.zone does have a huge selection of adult games. You might be stumbling upon something fapworthy and worth your grandma's data, but the site really needs to make the user experience easy. I can't emphasize enough that they were dozing off on the description of some of the games. Well, we can't help it, they are still working on it. At least, there are no ads, and the games are free. Give it a try, dude, don't forget to thank your granny.
PornGames likes xGames
- A lot of android games available
- Pleasing to the eye site theme and simple layout
- Free to download any game on this site
- No profile or paid subscription needed
- No Ads!
PornGames hates xGames
- Little to no search/filter options
- Some have uninformative previews that don't tell you anything handy about the games