Pussy Saga

Ever wished you had a magical sex fairy guiding you into the pants of the hottest chicks around?

Well, if you have, apparently you’re not alone. That’s pretty much the exact premise of Pussy Saga. In the Saga’s opening scene, you’re greeted in your bedroom by a buxomly breasted fairy masturbating in your bed.

But she isn’t there just for your pleasure -- well, she is, but she is not quite so ready to offer herself up. Instead, she is willing to aid you using her magical powers, which make her invisible to babes to help you along your journey towards getting your dick wet over and over again.

Naturally, she’s not just here to help you. She needs something which only you can help her get: pussy juice. See, the Devil is getting busy fucking one of her friends, and the only thing that can save her is good old human pussy juice.

Pussy Saga puts you on the ultimate quest to send every tight pussy in town quivering at the thought of you, all so you can fetch that sweet syrup. Your fairy friend helps you make introductions, which lead quickly to dates with scantily clad dream girls. Should you manage to wield your skills of seduction effectively, these dates will be rewarded with increasingly erotic photos and, eventually, a chance to fuck to your heart’s content.

Of course, no pussy comes for free. To make those panties drop, you’ll have to play the game.

The Gameplay

Pussy Saga could be described as a sort of “Bejeweled for Perverts.” The main thrust of the game takes place during your dates with the various women your sex fairy introduces you to.

Each date takes the form of a puzzle matching game. You’re challenged to align three or more matching tokens. Every time you make a match, you move a little closer towards getting laid.

While, for the most part, Pussy Saga’s gameplay is your standard puzzle matching fare, they do have a few features which spice things up a little. There are some special tokens you can match which help you take the bitches to pound town that much faster.

For example, matching “Passion Tokens” increases the effect of every match you get on the date. Or match enough “Flattery Tokens” and you’ll be able to give your sexy friend a gift, which is sure to get those pussy dripping.

Further adding to the excitement is a variety of items that you can unlock, which you can give to your lady friends to improve the results of your dates. Along the way, you’ll also be getting rewarded with the game’s currency, which can buy other items and is necessary for taking girls out on dates.

The ladies in Pussy Saga might be total sluts, but they aren’t ready to fuck immediately. You have to complete five successful dates -- matching your way through the puzzles in each one until she is satisfied with your efforts -- before the bitches will get your rocks off.

Fortunately, after each successful date, you’ll be treated to a raunchy picture to reward your efforts. It takes a bit of work to get them, but good news: every picture gets my dick hard as a rock.

Once you’ve had five successful dates, you get to the “Sex” portion of the game. This is another puzzle matching session, pretty much identical to the regular dates. However, there are now pussy-shaped “Sex Tokens” to be matched as well. Matching enough of these tokens is vital to sending your date into an earth-shattering orgasm and leaving them wanting more of your cock.

These puzzles make up the real meat of the game, but there are a few sideshows as well. You can talk to each girl outside of the puzzles to learn more about her, from basic stats like her weight to dirty little secrets like her preference for anal sex.

You can also buy her gifts and give her certain items to boost her “Personality” stats, which can change the way she reacts to certain token matches during dates and make the process of getting her to bed a little smoother.

What’s more, you can even start your own business in the game, which provides a sort of passive income that can be used to dote on your favorite chicks as you fuck your way through your stable of bitches.

The Experience

Right out of the gate, Pussy Saga gets some high marks for its art, presentation, and user interface. It’s obvious that this game was put together by professionals. Built-in Flash player, you can play it directly from your web browser without downloading anything at all. Perfect for getting you started as soon as the horny bug bites.

The game is based on high-quality original artwork and even includes some catchy music and well-placed sound effects.

Playing the game is pretty simple. The format of puzzle matching will be immediately familiar to anyone who has played these sorts of puzzle games in the last decade or two. On top of the puzzle games is a fairly basic dating simulator dynamic, which lets you choose options from dialog trees.

If you’re looking for some challenging puzzles, Pussy Saga isn’t too satisfying. Solving the puzzles is quite easy. Unlike some puzzle matching games which heavily limit ways you can move your tokens around, in Pussy Saga, you can move the tokens across the entire row or column where they fall to make a match.

This means that the puzzles are always pretty easy to solve. But since I’m more interested in jerking my dick to the tantalizing pictures of scantily clad sex queens at the end of the puzzle, this isn’t too much of a downer.

However, from the perspective of just finding something to fill up your spank bank, the gameplay in Pussy Saga might require a bit too much investment for some folk’s (sexual) appetite. The puzzles themselves aren’t too sexy and can be rather time-consuming, with only a single image as your reward at the end.

On the bright side, each image reward is some high-quality art with an excitingly erotic description and a unique scene. There are plenty of bitches in Pussy Saga to choose from, and I’ve cum buckets from thinking about just about all of them.

As a bit of a bonus, you can assign your girls “Tasks” after having successfully fucked them once, which will net you some extra sexy pictures without having to solve more puzzles.

Though technically free to play, the game pushes their paid microtransactions pretty heavily the more you play. As you get deeper and deeper into the game, the grind becomes more intensive, and the incentives to make some purchases becomes increasingly attractive, but so do the bitches and the crazy ways they are willing to please.

Outside of the puzzles themselves, the dating simulator layer of the game adds a bit of spice to your interaction with the various ladies you meet along the way. Each lady has some unique personality traits and a bit of a backstory that you can unlock by talking to them. Learning what turns your bitches on goes a long way towards building the fantasy.

For the early parts of the game, the business mini-game is more of a distraction than a necessity. Still, as you plow along through the progression, the monetary rewards from setting up your own business can stack up in your favor.

The Verdict

Ultimately, Pussy Saga has a lot going on, but it can leave you feeling like the game might be stretched in too many directions at once, like a bitch getting DP’d.

While the art is exceptional and the overall design of the game is well-executed, the balance between being rewarded with high-quality smut versus grinding through the extremely repetitive puzzles isn’t quite what it should be.

Although loaded with mini-games like the dating simulator, item rewards, and the business side quests, all of these features relate directly back to the puzzles themselves. In the long run, this has the effect of making the simplistic puzzle matching too easy. That doesn’t add much to the quality of my boner.

The hidden benefit to this is that you get to the sexy pictures quicker and quicker, but you’ll still find yourself having to complete six puzzles per girl to get them into their most lewd and lascivious poses.

For those who find themselves enamored with one or more of the beauties featured in Pussy Saga, working through the game’s expansive content to unlock every boner-inducing picture and getting all the details about the girl’s unique personality traits can be quite the rewarding experience.

But working through the entirety of the game’s content will probably leave most users feeling a bit exhausted from doing mostly the same thing over and over again -- even if the images continue to entice, the puzzles will grow stale.

On the whole, the Pussy Saga package has a lot to appreciate. The game itself is exceptionally well programmed and runs very smoothly. The art manages to keep up its sexy flair even late into the game, with each scene being crafted with care and infused with sex appeal. Even the story -- hardly the focus of most porn games -- manages to carry on with entertaining overtones throughout the gameplay.

In a perfect world, I’d like the gameplay in Pussy Saga to be as exciting as the rewards themselves. Regardless of this complaint, I can’t deny that Pussy Saga gets the juices flowing right out of my cock almost every time I play it.