I like deck builders and card games in general. You don’t get too many porn games that combine that shit. Imagine playing Magic: The Gathering but with hot babes getting fucked on the cards? I bet you there would be far fewer expensive, rare cards out there. All of you beta cucks would nut on them, and they would be ruined forever. And you bet nobody would be buying second-hand cards. It’s the same reason you don’t buy hentai figures off of eBay. You’ll have to scrape the remnants of another betas cum off, and there’s no worse way to get cucked than that.
Unfortunately, I don’t quite have that experience for you. But I do have a kick-ass deck-based hentai game that will have you cumming buckets in no time at all. It was made by the powerhouses over at Nutaku.net. You fucks know and love them. They have been making kinky, free hentai games for years, and this title is based on the legendary hentai called Taimanin Asagi. You really need to sit down and fap to that shit if you haven’t seen it already.
Taimanin Asagi – Battle Arena is one of their earlier titles. It launched back in 2014 and has been a pretty big hit. The game still gets constant updates, hosts seasonal events, and has a strong following of competitive players. If you’re looking for a game to fap to and also really sink your teeth into, then this game may be the title for you.
Free-To-Play In-Browser Game With Frequent Updates & Events
The game is easy to find. You can find the game in the “in-browser” list of games on nutaku.net. The game is also featured on the front page due to its popularity. If you want to do things the hard way, then you can plug Nutaku.net/games/taimanin-asagi-battle-arena into your browser to get taken directly to the main game page. Like all Nutaku titles, you will have to make an account to play this one. It’s free, easy, and it even nets you some bonus tokens when you first log on to the game.
The world is at war. Three factions are all duking it out for the top spot. There is the UFC, which is basically a defense force that humankind has put together. There’s the Taimanin who are straight-up ninjas. Finally, there are the demons. Literal demons that just want to fuck shit up and cause chaos. You start the game by picking one of these factions to join and then double-cross.
Choose a Side in a Three-Way War and Fuck Your Enemies into Submission
It doesn’t really matter who you pick. The story basically stays the same. The only thing that changes is the initial card and hot hentai scene that you get in the beginning. But don’t worry. You’ll be able to collect and fuck the other two sluts that you didn’t get to bone later on. I went with the Taimanin because the skin-tight plugsuit on that babe was too fucking hot to turn down.
The game is automatic for the first 10 or so minutes. You get a ton of exposition and shit that kind of walks you through how to play the game. It’s not really a tutorial so much as a cutscene. I wish that the game had slowed down a bit here to tell me how the fuck to play it. It does do this a little bit when you get to the actual game, but having some pieces lined up beforehand would have been nice.
Incredibly Hot Illustrations and Kinky Audio…but it is all Censored
But the game is trying its best to get you horny fucks to that hentai scene. It doesn’t take too long, and the actual scene is decently long and hot as hell. Now, it is censored. I know that fact will make some you go limp right then and there, but I would stick through it. You get some sexy moans, erotic dialog, and some hot artwork. Each scene has 5-6 images that shift and change as you fuck these sluts. It’s not as good as animated scenes, but these are far from bad.
The gameplay falls somewhere between an automatic fighter and a complex deck builder. You build your deck so that you can breeze through battles and missions. You see, you don’t have to do jack shit during battles unless you come across a raid boss. Even then, you just pick how much stamina you want to use to take that bitch down. As you play, you unlock and collect new cards. Eventually, you’ll find more hot babes that you can make your “leader.” Different leaders have different abilities and bonuses, but the best part is that they appear topless on your home screen.
Collect & Fuck New Sluts, Buy Card Packs, Battle Bad Guys, and Much More!
Once you collect a new hottie, you can “discipline” them to unlock new skills, as well as unlock new hentai scenes. Disciplining requires you to have certain items, be a certain level, and have enough stamina. Going to battle lets you earn these items, but you have to keep in mind that battles cost BP (battle points).
Running out of BP or stamina will mean that you have to sit around doing fuck all until it regenerates. Or, of course, you can buy it back with real-life dosh. Speaking of real-life dosh, you can spend that at the gacha where you get random card packs and all of that good shit. If you’re looking to gamble away your money on fake hentai cards on a free-to-play browser game, then that will be the place for you.
Download the Mobile App to Take the Hentai Action With You
If you thought this kinky game sounded too complicated to play on your phone, then you are wrong! You can head over to the game page and download a mobile app version of the game that is fucking awesome. You can log in to sync your progress and pick up where you left off on the desktop version. All of the same menus and options are available on this version as well. No cut corners or any of that bullshit. It’s easy to load up battles and unlock hot hentai scenes while on the go.
BestPornGame’s Favorite Features
There is so much to do in this game. It’s impossible to cover every facet of it in this review, but this is the kind of game that you can sit and fuck around with for hours and hours without running out of content. You have so many options when it comes to unlocking cards, building your deck, and approaching battles. It’s a fuck ton of fun. The only things that were more fun were the kinky hentai scenes. These illustrations are fapworthy, and the voice acting is on point. You’ll be busting nuts to these awesome hentai scenes for sure.
The game can definitely be a bit overwhelming when you first hop in. There are dozens of menus, events, and options. A more concrete tutorial that walked you through every single menu and option would be a welcome addition for new players. And the hentai illustrations being censored was a huge bummer. I get real pussy all the fucking time. Why the hell would I go fapping to a pussy that looks like a Sega Genesis rendered it? I wish they had an uncensored version of the game, but I guess you can’t have everything. It’s a solid enough game, even with the pixelated pussies.
BestPornGame’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Taimanin Asagi – Battle Arena is a fun card game worth checking out. This game has a lot of depth to it. You can delve into this game for hours every day and learn new tricks to tackle tough bosses and build your deck. It’s a lot of fucking fun. I don’t say that about most hentai/porn games, but you’ll likely have a good time with this one. And the game is full of sexy babes doing kinky shit. Unlock hot hentai scenes, read the steamy dialog, and fap to the sexy Japanese moans. I highly recommend you hentai addicts give this game a shot.
- Active game with frequent updates and events
- Fast-paced deck builder with a focus on strategy
- Voice acted hentai scenes
- Play in-browser or on the free mobile app
- Lots of hentai illustrations
- Censored hentai art
- The game can be confusing at first