Dryad Quest

Welcome nerds to another video game review by your favorite boy. Today I'm checking out DryadQuest. It's an RPG that uses HTML as its underlying engine. You've seen this before in games like Degrees of Lewdity. I always quote that game as my main inspiration and reference when it comes to these kinds of games. Degrees of Lewdity got me into HTML games mostly because it was done so expertly. But I've noticed as of late that a lot of developers who like keeping their development process simple default to HTML because it allows for a lot of freedom. If you have a lot of text and a lot of pictures, you can use HTML to put it all together, and it's just very smooth. Plus, you don't have to think about different versions for different platforms. HTML covers everything. It's all in-browser, and you know it's going to work great no matter what you run it on.

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The underlying tech here is text, links, images, and videos that are embedded into your browser. It's guaranteed to work well, and it's all-around polished. These are the kinds of games that you don't have to spend a long-time debugging, you know what I mean? DryadQuest left a really good impression on me the second I tried it out because it doesn't waste your time. It gets straight to the point. Story-wise, I wouldn't say it's really my thing. I've never really been that big of a nerd, but even I can appreciate the value of good fictional pussy or, in this case, good fictional girl cock. It's really big in this game.

Your Magic Runs on Cum

DryadQuest is, as you may have guessed, about dryads. You're one of them, and there are others. And they're all very horny. The whole point of the story is that you are a fictional dryad, you have tits and ass, and a very deep passion for fucks. You also have magical powers that run on cum? Yeah, I know. What a world to live in. I wish this was something that we could do in our lives. I wish I could cast magical spells that increase in effectiveness depending on how much pussy I've had lately. I'd be a wizard god. But alas, I do my fucking for pleasure, not for work. Anyways, these dryads, they're experts at milking fantasy cocks, and they do a damn fine job of it.

Every Encounter Leads to Sex

There's exploration, there's an open world, there's combat, and there are many reasons to stick around and play more. Personally, I'm very satisfied with the game at first impressions because it managed to hook me without a whole lot of content. I didn't need a lot of convincing to begin with, you know? The game was just all-around promising as it was. I started off with a character creation screen where I got to customize my particular dryad. Seems nice enough. I don't think I really got to know much about a personality, not that it matters. But I got to customize all the basics, you know, my name, my character traits, that sort of thing.

The game follows standard RPG mechanics, so you get to choose between wits, stamina, and magical abilities. All of it boils down to sex, though. There are a lot of encounters in the game, and these encounters, for the most part, can be resolved through fucking. They also come with a very nice visual representation of the action. There's a lot of art in this game. There are also a lot of animations. I wouldn't really call them videos, but they're the next best thing. They're high definition. They've clearly been made for the game. They're not rips of content you can get elsewhere. They add to the immersion of the story and the gameplay. You feel like you're really making a difference.

No Dudes, Just Chicks and Chicks with Big Dicks

So what was my experience like? Well, I got to meet one of my fellow dryad sisters. Not an actual sister. I think they just called themselves that because they're all of the same species. They're magical, they're sexual, and they got shit to do. Sexy shit. These chicks have their eye on the ball. Or rather, the balls. They want to milk the balls. Now speaking of balls, I played for about 30 minutes, went through almost a dozen encounters, and I did not run into a single dude in this game. There were, however, a lot of dick girls. And there have to be because you're supposed to be milking cum for your powers.

So I'm guessing the developers thought, what better way to do that than to have chicks with dicks and chicks with no dicks. It completes the dichotomy of holes versus penises. It would usually go something like this: I would explore the open world. I would find a character who was either completely female or almost completely female, depending on how you see things, and they would be upset. I would use my allure stat, at least that's what it was explained to me as. And if I was alluring enough, then I would get to bang this fictional character and suck them off in some way.

Remember, Keep Your Balls Full

The game gives you stats that describe the exact contents of your holes from your stomach to your colon to your womb. And you can see a visual representation of what's in there. If you play the game properly, you're going to be filling these holes with cum from your opponents. The basic principle here is that cum in your holes is your mana, like you have in other games. It's what you use to cast spells. Now, what would you need spells for if you can solve all your problems with sex? Well, you can't solve all your problems with sex. As it turns out, there are a lot of evil magical creatures in this realm that would like to get their hands on you in the bad way. They want to punch you in the mouth.

To fight them off, you use combat abilities. To use combat abilities, you need to spend cum. That's the deal. That's what we're playing with right now. There are different kinds of abilities that function in different ways that affect different enemies differently, depending on their resistances. You know, fire versus ice, ice versus fire, that sort of bullshit. You've got to figure out what works where and how well. And if you play a perfect game, you'll kick some ass. In the meantime, you're exploring this open world, learning all about the story of DryadQuest, exploring the realm, and trying to understand how exactly everything works and what the point is behind this universe.

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It might come as a shock to you, but when it comes to porn games, my standards are very niche. I don’t expect to see the hottest 3D tits or the most recent game engines. I want immersion. Granted, I don’t spend a lot of time playing RPGs or whatever, I mostly just fap to porn and shoot fuckers in Halo, but that’s besides the point. Porn games exist so that nerds can get their fill of feeling like they’re a part of something. It’s the reward for your actions that get the blood pumping. You want to feel like you’re making a difference and earning the pussy. Games like DryadQuest give you that feeling in spades.

I mean come on, an open world, sexy babes around every corner, cum mechanics, spells, it’s all there. All the building blocks for the perfect gaming experience are there and you get to enjoy it all, unconditionally. It’s great shit. Plus, it’s free. Did I mention it was free? This is amazing! This is our promised gaming future, boys and girls. We’re here.