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This right here is an all-around game of high class and high-quality smut. It’s the kind of 21st-century gaming that you come to my website to find. Do you enjoy high-quality 3D titties? Check. Do you want some interactive gameplay to make you feel like a 20-year-old dude earning his keep? Check. You’ve got mild RPG elements, a deep story, hours of gameplay, and, most importantly, hot ass titties. This game’s the complete package. This right here is the kind of futuristic gameplay that I dreamed about back in the early days of Flash player. Our promised future is finally here. So, let’s dig the fuck into this bad boy.
Keeping it in the Family, Sort of
You might have gathered from this game’s cover art that it’s the kind of game in which you bend over backwards trying to bend over your mother and two sisters. Hell, you don’t have to be a super genius to figure it out, it is named Man of the House, for fuck’s sake. But, you may have also noticed that the Steam description for the game has no mention of any family ties.
In fact, on Steam, the story describes you as a 20-year-old dude who happens to be shacking up with a bunch of girls who are listed by name. So, they have no real relation to you. They just happen to be your roommates. If you’ve ever played an incestuous porn game before, you probably know where this is going. The game was originally a mommy and me setup, with two bonus sisters for you to bang, but then the great Patreon ban-hammer came down, and all of these types of games had to reformat their stories or get the boot.
So too, Man of the House became a tame, non-incestuous game and now I’m a little bit sad. Don’t get me wrong, the whole mommy/sister vibe was never my thing, but every time I see a game that gets changed a year after it was already released, I feel like something got neutered in the process. I mean, developers can make incestuous games, and they can make regular games. They are free to do so. I encourage everyone to fap any way they want.
But this… this is just embarrassing. Let people have their mommies! I insist. Anyways, if you too think that this is an affront to nature, grab yourself a copy of the incest patch. It’s a tiny file that you plop into the game, and the girls magically turn back into your family members, as the developer originally intended. I know this version is freely available online. As for the Steam version, I’m not sure. Google around if you’re passionate, it’ll be worth it.
High Quality Titties
Let’s dive face-first into the quality cleavage, shall we? Every single bitch in this game is worth walking a mile through broken glass for. They’re hot, they’re tight, they’re whores, and I love every single one of them. I don’t know what it is exactly that they do to the skin of these bitches when they animate or texture them or whatever, but they came out irresistibly fuckable, and that’s coming from me. I have very high standards for pussy, so when I tell you that these are primo 10-star bitches, you know I’m not fucking around.
The mother character is your standard MILF, with gigantic knockers that she doesn’t try really hard to hide. She usually wears glasses, but they come off for the facials, don’t worry. She’s also got a ridiculously tiny waist, which is exactly how I like my women. She’s basically a 40-year-old chick in the body of a 20-year-old. No wrinkles and no-sag, just quality 40-year-old fuckable pussy.
Then, there are the sisters, and I’m not sure which one I like more. One of them is really easy going and very easy to get into bed; the other one is a huge prude and kind of a bitch. They cover the standard spread, I guess. Dudes like porn games with one easy lay and one that they have to earn. Either way, I enjoyed fucking both of them the same, because they’ve both got their mother’s genes, and yours, but try not to think about that if you’re not into it.
I’m pretty sure that the finished version, the one you can find on Steam, has a ton of other bitches that you get to fuck along the way, but I didn’t play long enough to find out. I’m a busy man. Plus, this game has some elements that rip you out of the fucking experience, in order to pad out the length and give you some more gameplay. I’m a little bit on the fence about these, and I’m not sure whether I like them or not. But, I guess a game without gameplay is more of a movie, so maybe they’re necessary.
Casual Free Gameplay
Man of the House is by no means difficult; it’s just long. The whole shtick is that you get to explore the city as an open world and pursue different girls with different plot points. This would be all well and good if it was just a matter of exploration, but there’s more to it than that. You have to constantly click on activities that keep your character ready for action. You’re constantly trying to keep your mood up, for instance. That mechanic did not win me over. I mean, why in God’s name would this fucker need to keep his mood up if he knows that sex with hot chicks is always around the corner. It seems to me like that should be motivation enough. He should be walking around with a permanent smile.
But no, the fucker needs extra motivation, apparently. Once you get over that hump, you also have to start contending with money. Now, I work really hard in real life, so that I always have enough floating cash to go on dates and shit. This guy, different story. He’s constantly dirt broke, so he has to deliver pizzas and shit. Then, he spends every last penny on gifts for the girls he’s trying to romance. Take note, in real life; this shit doesn’t work. If you spend your last penny on gifts for chicks, you’re on the fast lane to being the ultimate loser.
In Man of the House, however, it’s completely worth it. I’ve seen some fans of the game talk about this shit in comments’ sections. They try to figure out the best way to optimize their experience so that they have enough money for all the girls they’re trying to bang. But, I’ve also seen other comments by other dudes complaining that the whole money-making part of the game is just an excuse to pad out the length of the game. Some of them recommend that you use an in-game cheat to scrap all of that pointless walking around and just get to the good stuff. Don’t worry; you’d still get all the dialogue and gameplay, but without having to grind your clicking finger to a nub.
I genuinely have no idea whether the Steam version is far ahead of the latest available free version. I mean, these guys funded the game entirely through Patreon, and it was free for years. Then, they got it on Steam and are selling it for $20. Why they would decide to do this is beyond me. I mean, it seems like a bit of a slap in the face to everyone who sponsored them on Patreon.
Or, maybe it’s the exact same game that they wrapped up back then, and they just want to get extra cash from new players. If that’s what they’re after, then, by all means, buy their shit. Steam’s a great place for them to find new players. After all, it’s not like everyone follows the porn game communities where you’d normally find these kinds of games. I have nothing against porn developers getting their payday.
I just want to make sure that you’re not being taken for a ride. Either way, you can always get the free full version, play through that then see whether anything’s missing. You can also check out the Steam reviews for other people’s opinions, but generally, you’ll hear one of two things. There are people on there praising this game as the ultimate porn game, with amazing 3D graphics. Then, there are the folks that are sick of the incessant clicking you have to do in order to get to the hot stuff. Either way, once you have the game, it’s not like you have to grind through combat. Story-driven porn games can take as long as they fucking want to get to the good stuff, as far as I’m concerned, just as long as they don’t ask you to pay extra.
- Extremely high quality art and 3D renders
- Very sexy bitches
- Open-ended gameplay
- Tons to do
- Censored, neutered version